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Semen

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-25 1:40 ID:L+5B+kQp

I was wondering? Does anyone know how nutritious a man's cum is?

I mean it's protein right, so surely there must be some health benefits to eating cum.

Cum could be the next high protein energy snack for health food nutters everywhere. I can see it now, hot sexy soccer moms working out at the gym, going to yoga classes to learn how to lick their own vaginas, eating high energy cum bars and drinking cum shakes.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-25 1:49 ID:B1Ms3t5i

absolutely you can get pregnant if you swallow semen, you will just have a baby in your stomach instead of the uterus, then about an hour after the three month mark you will shit it out and be just fine. Believe me ,,,,,I know what I am talking about, I swallowed a watermelon seed and it grew inside my stomach just like you baby will. ......................................Just incase you didnt get it hon, ..just being silly this is impossible and yes, please educated youself if you do not have others to help. It sounds to me that you may want to enjoy your youth before you really do get pregnant, you clearly arent prepared. Good luck.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-25 2:04 ID:L+5B+kQp

>>2
Ok...who the fuck said anything about geting pregnant?

I'm asking does anyone think there is any nutritional value in cum?

You sir Mr. Anonymous #2 are a SUPER RETARDICON!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-25 2:37 ID:TN7lH+1z

>>1
if you rub it all over your body your skin will be silky smooth

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-25 2:41 ID:3YZch1Yz

Semen is indeed nutritious.
it is filled with fructose sugar, water, citric enzymes, proteins and Zink. It even contains Selenium and Glycoproteins - Which help prevent or fight cancer.
 

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-25 3:08 ID:VgdnVdI3

You're on the internet. Google is but a few taps on the keyboard away.

From what I heard it has protein and very little calories. But considering the amount it isn't much of anything. And plus you need to eat things like pineapple, and stay off meats, cigarettes and anything junky, or else it won't taste good at all.

Name: Lisa 2007-07-25 3:28 ID:E/2cX8FM

MMM,SEMEM IS GOOOD

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-25 4:12 ID:RZfmgCjx

>>7
you deep throat?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-25 7:55 ID:GQI4ryrN

doesn't cum cause throat cancer if taken orally?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-26 15:26 ID:pVrD4p7A

>>9
You know, I wouldn't be surprised if I saw that question on a "teen" messageboard.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-26 15:35 ID:X3v8vsOL

Cum Foreskin, cum!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-26 18:02 ID:sWxjlGKA

Does' cum' really' cause' throat' cancer?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-26 18:46 ID:pVrD4p7A

>>12
y dont u ask ur doctwhore

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-26 18:59 ID:Yw4dXElV


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