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OMG, Girl kills self over Harry Potter!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-23 12:32 ID:Hjn4LHzS

http://martinaquino.wordpress.com/2007/07/20/teenage-girl-kills-herself-over-fake-spoilers-of-harry-potter-and-the-deathly-hallows/




I hope she was 16, cause then I can submit this to the Darwin Awards.  The is solid gold here.

Or to qoute Bill Hicks (youtube him)

"Yay, We lost an Idiot! I felt the World get Lighter!"

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-23 12:52 ID:1SPrZkTM

I seriously hope that's true.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-23 13:20 ID:kRSu+4l2

that can't be real. if it was, it'd be all over the news and on tv and they would have made documentaries about it everywhere.


myth buster--> false

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-23 16:22 ID:Hjn4LHzS

It probably is true, and will come out to public in time for more "Anti-piracy" laws.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-23 17:47 ID:BVJPi2FO

What the heck is it with people and Harry fucking Potter? I've never read the books before, but I have seen the first two movie adaptations ("meh", that's all I have to say about them), but knowing how people can be with entertainment I bet it's just another overrated, over-hyped thing like Final fucking Fantasy 7 and World of Warcrack.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-23 19:21 ID:o8/xUHGj

I wont spoil the ending, but let's just say Harry dies.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-23 21:08 ID:SxSkOHmU

>>6
the best part is, it's true

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-23 21:13 ID:kRSu+4l2

>>6
>>7

no, two people die. and it's not harry.

it's ron and Harmonie.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-23 21:35 ID:TJxSSoNr

>>8
you fail. a shit load of people die, but not those two

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-23 22:07 ID:5PgKNMI6

LOL CHILD DEATH!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-23 22:47 ID:+RlTU3BG

SNAEP KILLS DUMBLEDORE

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-23 23:06 ID:x3hEZYwf

I laughed a little inside

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-25 18:57 ID:CZq+ut0Y

bumpage for win

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-26 4:19 ID:t1jOkAqK

kids are very so very easily impressionable during that age

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-26 5:14 ID:jGvKeDO2

>>14
kids are very so very retarded during that age*
fix'd

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-26 5:45 ID:4wq9iofx

harry gets raped in the ass by dumblebore while ron gives him a headjob

Name: RedCream 2007-07-26 6:09 ID:nXYl9T9d

This is all Rowling's fault.  She glorified all that teen drama and killing in her books.  The parents of the dead bitch should sue Rowling, since, well, you know -- she has money now and therefore she's worth going after.

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