Who do you fantasize on becoming

Now I know most of us in here dont have everything going for us. So we tend to have thoughts in which we dream up ourselves to be someone we are not, but would love to be? 

I always thought I would make a great mix of an uber-leet hacker-spy with the prerequisite fighting and survivalist skills. In a digital age where information will be the prime commodity, protection and retrieval of the same would be the prime objectives of the secret agencies of the different countries. Thus people like me always get called in to do the dirty work.

Now tell me yours

moot

I'd like to have a domme teen girlfriend, with a short temper and who isn't skinny.