Advise me before I commit homocide.

So I've come to the text boards in hope that a lot of the whiny little bitches won't bother with anything that doesn't have pictures.
Anyways here's my story.
I am studying abroad, and I have only about 2 weeks left.
I live with a host family and another student.
The student is a Lithuanian, and he's only 16.
I'm 21, but before I met him I never knew there was such a large difference in the way people only 5 years apart think.
I'm not sure if it's the curtural difference or what, but this kid is serriously pissing me off.

He is a very self-centered egotisitical moron, who uses people and just tries to take everything he wants without working for it. He expects everything to be handed to him on a silver platter by a woman of course, and he's just really gotten on my nerves.

I still have to spend two more weeks living with this motherfucker and I want them to be slightly tolerable, but I'm not sure how to approach this.

I would just tell him to fuck off, but there is a problem.
I am here to study the local language, and he already knows a good amount of it. My host family parents speak no English to i pretty much just use this kid to help me communicate with them.

I would love to just be able to somehow just give him all the information and experiences I have gained over the years so he wouldn't be so fucking childish. That being impossible I really want to give him a screwdriver into his left temple.

Anyways, 4chan /lounge/, what do you think?

kill him. rape his corpse. cut of his dick and show it his parents then murder them and rape them.

I'm also studying abroad at the moment.  Not a homestay but I do have a roommate.  He dood is a general ass so I can understand your position.

Just a few thoughts,

You only have 2 weeks left, that's not really that long of a time.  Don't do anything harsh when freedom is so close at hand.

If you're there to learn the language, stop relying on this boy.  Deal with things yourself and don't fall back on the "I can't communicate something so I need help" routine.  Use what you've learned and persevere - of course you'll slip up and say things wrong but that's the best way to learn.

kill him.

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Thanks for that advice actually. I don't usually rely on him, but there are some situations like discussing flight arrivials and departure times, and such that I need him for. I am at the point in the language where I can understand most of what I hear, I am just very bad at responding. I reconize words when I hear them, I just can't think of them to say so easily.

The main thing that gets me is, for some reason I just want him to learn and not be so childish, for some reason I want to force him to be a decent human being, or just kill him in the process.
The scary thing is, for a few moments I actually almost seriously considered killing him.  X_X

do a barrel roll

I like the screwdriver idea, though I'm not familiar with Lithuanian law and order, so you probably shouldn't and play it safe.

Don't have a fat go at the little fucker, because it sound's like you HAVE to speak to him everyday. You don't want the next 2 weeks to be awkward as well as annoying.

Just act slightly pissed off at him, don't talk to him whenever you can and then hopefully he'll stay out of your face a bit more. He may even realise, with you being a bit off, just what a little cunt he's being.

Just act slightly pissed off at him, don't talk to him whenever you can and then hopefully he'll stay out of your face a bit more. He may even realise, with you being a bit off, just what a little cunt he's being.

I tried that, but he is too stupid and childish to get the point. He just says "fuck, man, why you don't smile? I hate the people that are never always smiling, fuck man..."

And this is after like only an hour of not smiling.

Poison him.

But fuck him. He is 16 years old so he is a fresh peice of ass

Okay, if you are SERIOUS do this:
1) the day before your departure lure the little fucker away. To a place which is safe to kill him. Scout some places NOW if you dont know any already.
1.1) scout a second place to burn/hide any evidence. best is if you can burn the shit. bring along some similar clothes like the one you use to kill him.
1.2) the place must have capabilities of hiding a corpse. for example fallen leafes in a wood. You cannot bury him as you need a shovel and the fucker might get suspicios.
2) bring along a small thread like nylon to strangle him. it must not cut during the strangle so test its capabilities beforehand. the WHOLE thread from which you got your piece muste be completely destroyed afterwards. preferable with fire.
2.1) take with you a towel for cleaning, maiming and whatnot, a knife just in case, any kinds of gloves to not leave behind evidence.
2.2) buy a dildo (better strapon) and condoms and take them along.
3) kill him by strangle. if that doesnt work, knife him.
4) after he is dead, use the condom on your dildo and fuck his ass. The best way is to use the strapon for ultimate simulation of rape.
5) hide the corpse and run away. not to the nearest bus stop. a bus stop further away is better. and go to the second place you scouted to burn any devices, clothes you used and get into the second clothes.


This plan is not foolproof but safe enough to get away from the country into your own.

First the dont's: no witnesses, no fingerprints, no DNA, no footprints, no murderweapon, no blood and if possible, no body. Don't kill him in a messy way.
Second: the do's: have an alibi, have an alternate plan, have an excape route and have a smoke afterwards.

And most important: SEND PICS!!!

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And every song
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When we all give the power
We all give the best
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Don't think about a rest
When you all get the power
You all get the best

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And every Song
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Then it's life

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And every song
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When we all give the power
We all give the best
Every Minute of an hour
Don't think about a rest
When you all get the power
You all get the best

When everyone
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And every Song
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Then it's life

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When we all feel the power
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And you call when it's over
You call it should last
Every minute of the future
Is a memory of the past
'Cause we all gave the power
We all gave the best

When everyone gave everything
And every song
everybody sings
Life is life
When we all give the power
We all give the best
Every Minute of an hour
Don't think about a rest
When you all get the power
You all get the best

When everyone
gives everything
And every Song
everybody sings
Then it's life

Life is life
Life is life
...

Life is life
When we all feel the power
Life is life
Come on stand up and dance
Life is life
When the feeling
of the people
Is the feeling of the band

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Life is life

Life
Life is life
Life is life

And you call when it's over
You call it should last
Every minute of the future
Is a memory of the past
'Cause we all gave the power
We all gave the best

When everyone gave everything
And every song
everybody sings
Life is life

Don't kill him, just just try to ignore, you'd fuck up your life if you kill him

I say kill him, and record it so I can watch
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>>1
DO IT FAGGOT

Castrate him.
We don't need more of these fuckers in the human gene pool.

>>17
Chemical castration is best.

Also, how does one go about creating a useful alibi? That's the one area where I find my plans tend to fall apart.

Please let it be Cameron Giles.  Please, that guy is a murder waiting to happen.  His kind don't even believe in telling the police, so it's a free murder, do it.