False Christians

I can't stand false Christians. Unlike those people claiming to be doing God's work every Sunday I actually don't do drugs, masturbate, possess pornography, commit sexual sins, lie about serious things, and get abortions. These people calling themselves Christians violate God's Law more than the atheists. Of course the false Christians who do all of those things will point to me and say I'm going to Hell simply because they don't like how I look while they go and see a prostitute the next day.

Also, unlike them, I don't doubt God's existence one bit. Those false Christians though, they don't really believe God exists. They'll spend thousands of dollars to avoid a natural death. Why do they go to church then if they don't really believe in God? A few reasons; money, reputation, and because they're hoping "if God is real" that they get to go to Heaven. I don't hope God is real, I know God is real.

Same with all religions, if you're going to claim to follow a religion, actually follow it.

God is half gay/half FTM

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I don't hope God is real, I know God is real.
Is that so? And just how do you "know" that there is an omnipotent, omniscient and benevolent, invisible, immaterial father-figure called "God" above the clouds, looking out for us, given the dissatisfactory state that so many of us -- his "children" -- are in?

Do tell!

The Bible

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>And just how do you "know" that there is an omnipotent, omniscient and benevolent, invisible, immaterial father-figure called "God" above the clouds, looking out for us, given the dissatisfactory state that so many of us -- his "children" -- are in?

He's called Jehova, silly.

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Yes, I'd like to hear as well.

If you're so sure God exist's then we'd like to know how. You may have come up with an answer to one of the world's greatest mysteries...

Even though I'm agnostic I agree with you entirely, OP.

I remember back in high school there was this one girl that bragged about being Jewish, yet would have tons of premarital sex with different partners and do other things that Judiasm looks down upon. In my opinion, you fucking should follow your religion's rules if you want to claim you are a part of that religion. Pretending that you can get away with certain things and still be accepted is idiotic.

FUCKING JEW, CHRISTIAN AND MUSLIM FAGS!

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AGREE

Yeah, there are so many religious hypocrites it's not even funny.

Heh... And an ex-friend of mine always went on about how, "Atheists are hypocrites." Needless to say, my irony meter exploded that day.

Faggot: Hey everyone I'm thinking of converting to Jainism. In it were not allowed to hurt any animals because they are all considered......AHHHH A SPIDER *smashes the spider* what was I on about again?

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Hey I think I know that same girl.

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How many real christians are there?

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fag, don't pretend to convert to religions because they're "different". actually follow them.

Judaism is the only true religion with the most dedicated and moral followers.

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Kike

How many real Christians there are. Well, there was this one guy, but he got nailed to a cross.

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No one after that. They were to scared the same would happen to them. Nowadays people believe that they follow the same religion as that man, but their really just following the one the frightend fags did.

ANd so those guys avoided the cross and became lion fudder instead. And God saw that it was good.