The little kid pulled his dad's dick off and put certain pills in it which caused the dick to get an orgasm, but the liquid that comes out is slightly brownish due to the fact that the kid first put the dick inside his butthole.
Name:
Anonymous2007-07-04 11:13 ID:mRAXxSA0
The little kid tried to create a robotic penis, and he filled it with cum he got from jerking off homeless people. Then, when he jacked off the robotic penis, it exploded in a beautiful and erotic orgasm thus making the robotic penis a success. However, when the kid tried to have anal sex with it, he understood it was too short, hence the words at the end: "I promise I'll make it longer next time".
Name:
Brady2007-07-04 12:04 ID:15IssQNL
It was late in the night. I was looking for a good man that I could love, that I could cherish for the rest of my life. I entered an old bar and asked the burly man behind the counter, pressumably the bartender, If I could get a Samuel Adams on the rocks. He nodded, received a glass, so brilliant with color and soft to the touch, and as he poured my drink into the glass I wondered many things. How many times must you bang a man to get satisfaction? I nodded, recieving the drink with acception, something beyond human qualities. A certain man caught my eye. He was talking with a buddy, slowly, ever so slowly, so slowly I could not comprehend his greatness...and, possibly, his greatness in bed. I walked over to his table. I grabbed him by the genitals and thrust him out of the bar. I took him to my apartment and we had mad love. Such mad love I could not comprehend the greatness of black coffee on a breezy Sunday morning. As always, things got out of hand, and I expelled my hand from his genitals and left, without a word, without saying goodbye, without that smell of black coffee on a breezy Sunday morning....