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I love this girl but I have a problem

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-02 16:14 ID:Wvw5I2ea

So I had known this girl for years.
She has a sublime, rare beauty. She has the voice of an angel. I love everything about her. When I'm with her, the rest of the world doesn't matter.
I talked to her for hours, and she smiled the whole time. I understand that I can be her, that she wants it too, and that we can be happy together. The problem is...
I'm 26 and she's 7.
What do I do?
And no, I will not "stick it in her pooper". When we will finally make love, it would be magical and I would be gentle.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-02 17:04 ID:/asgxDYa

Well, 19 years apart... that may be a little too much. I know a few people who were 5 to 10 years apart, and one older couple that was 15 years apart. But by the time she's 18 you'll quite likely be married.

Seriously, 11 years from now? Who lasts that long in this day and age?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-02 17:05 ID:fVF+yMaO

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-02 17:06 ID:Wvw5I2ea

She will not want me anyway when she grows up. She will probably get fucked by some asshole from her school.
I need to act now, or at least in the next couple of years, but how?

Name: Zaj 2007-07-02 17:06 ID:IJBCRMrk

Paris Hilton.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-02 17:11 ID:/asgxDYa

>>4
Stick it in her... oh wait. Well, doesn't matter where you stick it, you'll still wind up in the slammer for it until she's 18.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-02 17:11 ID:2Wttx2EB

dude im in the same thing. we missed out on the nice girls. were fucked. the world hates us. I suggest either kill yoursef or become a shut in. I did one of those myself but not after trying the other.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-02 17:13 ID:/asgxDYa

>>7
I lol'd at that. Many girls are nice when they're 7. Let's see what you think of them when they're of age.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-02 17:14 ID:HRB/qGu/

STICK IT IN HER  POOPER!!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-02 17:17 ID:9CcK3I1P

Rape her

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-02 17:17 ID:Wvw5I2ea

I will not give up. I will do what I can.
I'll protect her from boys. I'll threaten anyone who I see near her.
I will be nice to her, and she will fall in love with by the time she's 18.
I'll marry her.
If not, I'll fucking kidnap her and just have her one time then bury her in the ground. If I can't have he, no one can Fuck all.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-02 17:22 ID:/asgxDYa

>>11
Some of that sounds good.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-02 17:43 ID:jCAypgxy

>>11
in Muslim country, she'd be yours, no problem

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-02 17:44 ID:jCAypgxy

so what I mean is, there's a bright side to being taken over by Muslims

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-02 17:44 ID:PmY20PSQ

Maybe you should get some help..

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-02 17:51 ID:Wvw5I2ea

>>13
I'm not Muslim. They kill infidels.
>>15
No. If I go to the psychologist with this, he will report this and send me to some pedo-rehab center or something. He will certainly report it to someone, though.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-02 19:56 ID:Ttn0pwB5

>>11
win

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-02 19:58 ID:8icaTJK0

>>16
But you ARE a pedo...

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-02 20:15 ID:Wvw5I2ea

>>18
No I'm not. I'm not attracted, and never was attracted, to young girls. This girl is special. I'm in love with her.
It has nothing to do with her age, it's just that she's so perfect. She's a perfect human being, not just some pretty 7 year old which some dirty pedo masturbates to in his basement.
I dated regular, mature women, all my life and never even thought about young girls, but now this girl... It's just... I just need her. I have to have her.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-02 20:16 ID:fVF+yMaO

>>19
just admit you're a closet pedo.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 7:05 ID:hAC0x5Pj

My name's Chris Hansen, have a seat right there.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 8:29 ID:F6Tnyvkx

the only reason she seems perfect is because she is so innocent, wait till she grows and realizes the world is a harsh place she will change and grow just like everyother person dose and when that happens i very much doubt she'll seem like the perfect girl u think you love.and just because you think u love her and need her dosent mean she feels the same way back even if she says it back i can bet the shirt on my back she dosent have a full realization of what she means or what you mean,so id eaisly say be friends but thats it.nothing more then friends or your gonna get in a very messy and dangerous situation

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 12:29 ID:J+md5kp8

She'll be like all the other whores or "good girls" when she gets older. Enjoy ur loli girlfriend fantasies.

To be serious for a moment though, I don't see what's the appeal of a 7 year old. They're cute, fun and adorable. But a relationship? Sex? Neither of those would be good if you had a massive fucking advantage over her in those areas. How can you enjoy anything if she isn't, or can't take it seriously? Sadly, you're on a different level.

What qualities DO you actually see in her that you'd want in other girls your age? Just curious.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 12:32 ID:wrnVGaiX

Buy her a load of things.
That always helps.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 12:40 ID:zRgMNiR0

Who let all the noobs into one thread? We need to fucking spread out our noob fags. Each one only lasts so long before they turn into a seasoned 4chan faggot loser.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 16:26 ID:J+md5kp8

>>24
Forgot about that one. Damn my being a man and not thinking in a materialistic way.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 19:48 ID:dbSbotTq

slip escatsy into her milk, fuck her up the ass and run...

then turn yourself in 3 days later for rape just because you love her so much

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 19:59 ID:bvoJtYRu

>>27
Yes that would be a very ni---
Who are you kidding?
Turn himself in?!
Might as well just rape her
in the police car on the way to the slammer.
@_@ yes, yes that would-- yes, haha.

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