Done with mall and also about to give up

Terrible terrible day at the mall man. Walked around could hardly find any hot chicks to approach and when I did, sh*t f*cking sucked man, yeah I'm done with the mall. It's basically walking around for hours, finding maybe 1 or 2 chicks. Yeah... I'm not about that man. As for the approaches, not even worth mentioning man. First one, approached a chick, said "Hey, how's it going?" she misunderstood couple times, said good, yeah, sucked. Second time, group of chicks, I say "How's it going?", they say "Good" I say, "So what are your names?..." "So your not going to tell me your names?" one said "Actually my name is Victoria" and I said "Handshake?" she shook my hand and I'm like "Wow, you've got a pretty good grip, you'd be good for shotput in track" and sh*t happens. I ask to see the other girls hands, tell her she wouldn't be good, and over. Yeah, sh*t sucks.

So I'm walking and this HB6 blonde chicks comes my way and I talk to her. Here's the approach, I can't remember exactly how everything went, but this is basically it:
Me: Hey, I have to ask you a question. But make it quick, I kind of have to meet my girlfriend soon.
Her: What is it?
Me: What do you think is better between Abercrombie & Fitch?
Her: Compared to what?
Me: Oh, I don't know, Hollister.
Her: Oh, definitely Abercrombie.
Me: Why do you feel Abercrombie is better?
Her: I don't know.
Me: Do you go to any amusements parks?
Her: Yeah. Why?
Me: Ah, well I can see you as the type of girl who goes on one of those REALLY high rides and then throws up.
Her: Yeah, I am like that.
Me: You throw up?
Her: No, I like really high rides.
Me: Yeah... I was about to say, the throwing up thing isn't really cool.
Her: Yeah.
Needless to say, that could've gone better. Yeah... pretty much sucked.
# 2
I walk into Ambercrombie & Fitch and see this HB6 Blonde stacking clothes or something. I look around for a while and then approach her.
Me: Hey, I'm doing a music survey and I was wondering, what type of music do you listen to?
Her: Oh, I listen to anything.
Me: Yeah, you look like the type girl who would be into country music. Yeah, I could see it now, you get from school, go upstairs and you start dancing to that stuff.
Her: Oh no, I'm definitely not like that.
Me: So you're definitely not that type of girl. I see.
Me: Have you ever been to any amusement parks?
Her: No.
Me: No? Haha, I could see it now, you and me would go on one of those small rides at Cedar Point and when the ride falls, you would throw up on me.
[She makes this funny face]
Her: No, I'm definitely not that type of girl.
Me: So do you cook?
[I kino her, putting my arm first on her shoulder, then putting it around her]
Her: No.
Me: So you wouldn't be able to cook for me?
Her: No.
Me: So what's your name again?
Her: Asila.
Me: Alright Asila, well, my girlfriend is waiting so I have to go now.
Me: Do you have a number?
Her: I actually lost my phone.
Me: I see.
Not really a successful approach there. Basically just plowed the whole time.
# 3
I see this HB7 girl working at a store and I approached her, tapping her on the back to get her attention.
Me: Hey, I was doing a music survey and I was wondering, what kind of music do you like?
Her: What?
[Louder]
Me: Oh, I was just asking what kind of music you liked.
Her: Oh, I don't know I listen to anything...
And after that she just kind of walked away and continued her job. Yeah, this one sucked ass.
# 4
I'm walking and I see this HB6 and start talking to her.
Quote:
Me: Hey, I was doing a music survey and I was wondering, what kind of music do you like?
Her: Oh, Greek.
Me: Ah, so you have Greek origins?
Her: Yep.
[Her KID comes]
Me: So do you cook?
Her: Yeah.
Me: Yeah, you gotta know how to cook if you're going to be married.
Me: So I'll see you later.
Her: Bye.
Pretty bad to say the least.
AAAAAAAAGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! IM F*CKIN THROUGH

lol, I never figured malls to be a good place to do that sort of thing anyways.

you're fucking sad
ever try a normal conversation instead of stalking?
or getting to know people and seeing if things work out from there?

Become an hero.

try the bushes at the park