Ok so theres this girl in one of my summer classes. One day about a week ago I brought some dougnuts (really for her) and offered her one. She took it. Then I was like "hey you want to meet up somewhere for lunch" she said no shes busy. Well today was the last day of class so I gave her a peice of paper with my phone number, and email address. What are the chances shell call?
you should've given her a donut, given her your phone number, and cock slapped her at the first bite
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Anonymous2007-06-28 11:32 ID:jtb/nevU
Donut, phone number, wait till she calls, then ask to meet up for lunch.
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Anonymous2007-06-28 13:35 ID:G0T2sy7H
You should have used the donut hole as a glory hole.
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Anonymous2007-06-28 13:36 ID:/AxmEJGs
STFU
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Orange or TANG!!1!2007-06-28 13:42 ID:1MvfcmOz
Oh man, are you sure she's not a dude? I heard that real girls don't like donuts.
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Anonymous2007-06-28 13:42 ID:/AxmEJGs
STFU
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Anonymous2007-06-28 13:42 ID:/AxmEJGs
STFU
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Anonymous2007-06-28 13:42 ID:/AxmEJGs
STFU
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Anonymous2007-06-28 13:42 ID:/AxmEJGs
STFU
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Anonymous2007-06-28 15:17 ID:oDl63gFw
STFU
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Anonymous2007-06-28 15:17 ID:oDl63gFw
STFU
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Anonymous2007-06-28 15:46 ID:5h9HM9/9
never try to get a girl by being nice to her. never never NEVER
you should have just walked up to her and said "hey sweet tits how about giving me some head." Trust me, if that doesn't work, she would have never put out anyways no matter how much you humiliate yourself with all your ass-kissing and flowers and all that shit. You just end up looking like a desperate pussy.
seriously though, bitches only fuck guys that treat them like the brainless sluts that they ALL are. DON'T kiss ass, don't listen to her bla bla bla, that's for her gay friends that buy her doughnuts to do. You have to make it clear up front you're not into wasting time and money just to get some puss, and if she's got a problem wit that, then MOVE ON. Chicks are like buses, if you miss one, there's another one coming along in five minutes.