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How many of you wear a beard?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-27 6:22 ID:EOWb9uC/

I know most girls say they want a clean shaven man, but since I grew my beard out last year I've been making a more mature impression at work. The higher ups treat me differently than other guys my age. When it comes to women, I think it makes me look more masculine, yet also more stable. Women seem to trust me more. My sister said it gave me an old fashioned, distinguished look.

Do you wear a beard? How has it affected your first impression?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-27 6:28 ID:2XjNq1ny

i wore a beard into boot camp
i was never raped so many times in my life
eventually they shaved off my beard and raped me with the leftover hairs by constructing a giant dick made of... my hairs.
finally they gave me my change and i never shopped at walmart again

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-27 10:59 ID:Heaven

how the fuck do you wear a beard?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-27 13:01 ID:lwmUvdyF

I have a beard because I'm too fucking lazy to shave. Also, I'm very cheap and don't want to be constantly buying razors and shit.

Anyway, with a clean shaven face I look like I'm 17 and get carded all the time.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-27 14:30 ID:vmv1/ZH4

I wear two to five day stubble, then I shave, and then the whiskers come back.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-27 14:52 ID:d3NdH90w

>>5
Me too.  They never learn, do they?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-27 14:56 ID:9MiKrBi7

I dont WEAR one i GROW one moron

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-27 14:57 ID:cc9lgQNT

I have a beard, but it looks really shitty because one side grows faster than the other and there is one spot where hair won't grow at all for some reason.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-27 15:08 ID:kpYMivMB

i wear one on my ass

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-27 16:00 ID:61HAq0oc

I wear my asshears. :D

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-28 0:04 ID:zxgrwzW9

i have more hair on my ass than i do on my beard and my beard goes down 4 inches into a fine thing to stroke when thinking

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-28 0:06 ID:e7TCpOQ/

>>11
Typical jew

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-28 1:02 ID:hrD5xU45

im only 17 (i know underage blah blah) but when i had my beard poeple said i looked in my late 30's and i got a lot of respect and i didnt get i-d'd at stores, i think ima grow it out again

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-28 1:26 ID:iEZIr5MS

Shaving is for wimps. I don't shave and got a nice moustache and goatee. When I'm older a full beard will grow.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-28 4:38 ID:Heaven

>>14
HAIRY BASTARD!! LAWL!

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-28 5:33 ID:Z7E+e5gP

>>1
Goatee's tend to get you better treatment. Unless you're a skinning fuck.

Goatse on the other hand...

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-28 10:38 ID:qcIaNlV3

Hot girls dont like kissing Fagots with big beards!

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