God is sexist

Why is he a guy? Why did he have a son instead of a daugther

There is no god, problem solved.

if u knew anything ud no that god is that buddhist fuzzyfrog from southpark!

>>2
If you were smart you would believe in God and Jesus Christ. I wouldn't dare say anything against God or Jesus Christ. He has the power to cast you to hell any moment.

Now just picture this. You wake up one day and gods giving you a blow job and when you ask him wtf he winks and says that it can be our little secret.

>>5
Damn, you beat me to it.

I was gonna reply to >>4 with something like "I slapped Jesus in the face with a crucifix dildo and forced God to watch"

>>4
Way to bump a five year old thread, dude.

>>4
Hi, you're either a jap or a weeaboo. your kind is not permitted here, please leave at once. thank you.

>>4
... is already in Hell if he believes this.

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>>2
So what you're saying is that what you were referring to doesn't exist, is that correct?

:/

>>2
So what you're saying is that what you were referring to doesn't exist, is that correct?

:/

>>4
I don't know about God, but what you just said sounds exactly like what a human would say God would do. Say, if you have his phone number, can I has?

:/

>>5
Your dad isn't God. Isn't a secret anymore. If he was, you betrayed God by divulging secret. Nuff said.

:/

>>6
You you bring your brother and father into your sexual fantasies is beyond me...please do continue.

:/

>>8
This whole sight is based upon weeaboo content such as yotsuba and the like...so what the fuck are you yiffing about?

:/

>>9
Precisely what a human would say, which is why I can assume that God would have forgiven him. heh, just no skill as a righteous man.

:/

Stop watching me fap.
You're NOT MY DAD! GO home, you are drunk.

GOD HATES VAGINAS.

GOD HATES LAGS.

he should probably get a better internet connection.