Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 17:58 ID:xUAKf0Fk
There has been animosity between my family and the one next door from the outset. The petty bickering started when we moved in, and continues day after day. As the fattest child in my family, I took it upon myself to wreak some retribution on our neighbors, and I chose sh1t as my weapon.
About once a quarter I would sneak over the hedge separating the properties and take a dump in their driveway, under cover of darkness. I was amazed at the size of the produce when it wasn't in its usual porcelain surroundings.
In the next day or so, the family would emerge from their house, wrinkle their noses and spy the big pile of sh1t. John (the man of the house) usually took it upon himself to cover it up, as you would a corpse, presumably to stop it from scaring the children and ruining his wife's hairdo.
My dad and I thought it was absolutely hilarious and the topic was often mulled at family meal time conversations. Although, I never let on that I was the culprit, despite some pointed accusations...
Well, at least I didn't go round and pop a cap in his ass like you crazy yanks. We are much more civilized in Canada.
About once a quarter I would sneak over the hedge separating the properties and take a dump in their driveway, under cover of darkness. I was amazed at the size of the produce when it wasn't in its usual porcelain surroundings.
In the next day or so, the family would emerge from their house, wrinkle their noses and spy the big pile of sh1t. John (the man of the house) usually took it upon himself to cover it up, as you would a corpse, presumably to stop it from scaring the children and ruining his wife's hairdo.
My dad and I thought it was absolutely hilarious and the topic was often mulled at family meal time conversations. Although, I never let on that I was the culprit, despite some pointed accusations...
Well, at least I didn't go round and pop a cap in his ass like you crazy yanks. We are much more civilized in Canada.