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Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 9:35 ID:lm3672k8

I was performing for the sick children, and as part of my usual performance, I stuck a cucumber up my ass.
I noticed a little girl in the front raw who had no arms and no legs, and was connected to a breathing machine.
I immediately started to masturbate, and was pulling the cucumber out of my ass as I was about to cum.
The cucumber was halfway out and I prematurely ejaculated due to the entrance of another young girl who had cancer, leprosy, and genital warts.
My rectum tightened and the strength of this action broke the cucumber. I ate the half that remained in my hand and then vomited all over nuns and retarded children.
But there is now cucumber inside me!!!!111 Will it grow into a cucumber baby?
I sure hope so, cuz I will have gay cucumber baby-sex with it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 14:18 ID:WqBvC4VQ

new zealand

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 18:41 ID:6qzNOk9D

I hope your ass gets raped by negroes on cocaine.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-03 6:08


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