my ass

so i kinda found my girlfriends dildo a few weeks back and have kinda been sticking it up my ass, its kinda nice(dont judge me). but i think she found out as earlier when went to do it agian it seems she put chilli pouder in the vacaline i use as lubricant and needless to say my ass is now pure agony.
what the fuck should i do?

Find a shemale and ask it to suck your ass.

Enjoy the sensation, and next time when you feel like sticking something up your ass...
Call me.