This cat won't leave me alone

So I fed this cat one day wandering around my apartment and he followed me right to my door.  I won't let him in but he stayed out there for a while.  He was gone in the morning but when I returned from work, he was back in front of my door again.

Any ideas how to get rid of it without scaring it?

let him in

Just ignoring it should work. Might take a while. Or you could leave food in front of your neighbor's door.

>>1
but he loves you :(

KILL IT.

>>3
GTFO

Just pick it up. Twist its NECK.

Stick it in her pooper.

OR STEP ON ITS HEAD SLOWLY

Not even doom music!

>>3
GTFO

>>11
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>>19
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