blearghhhhhh!!!

how would i go about running away and successfully establishing a new identity?  s'not about escaping police or whatever (fyi, i have a clean criminal record), but i'm curious as to how i could elude family and cops that would be looking for me.

if it matters, i have my own car and a good amount of money in the bank.

serious answers only plox. :|

Only time you evade cops is if you are doing something illegal. If its to get away from your family you may sue any department that assists them, not only for $$$ but for criminal charges as well.

But it sounds as if you aren't telling the whole truth anyway...