hmmm, now we all know that there are no girls on the internet... but what if there actually are?
For example... how many females do you think actually visit these boards... there have to be a few. Although, it's safer to just assume that anyone that says they're a girl is really a fat nasty neckbeard spankin' it in his own feces.
However, my hypothesis, which is more than likely correct, is that all females that visit these shady parts of the web, are:
fat,ugly, or unstable.
There is no other explanation.
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Angelica2007-06-17 16:25 ID:CXxmch6p
I'm a female and I'm on here, but I'm probably the only one
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Anonymous2007-06-17 16:36 ID:PjSU1Mw/
I used to be a female, but i didnt come on here back then.
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Anonymous2007-06-17 16:38 ID:CXxmch6p
um..ok..so ur a tranny??
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Anonymous2007-06-17 16:51 ID:l1MRqDew
I want a chick that's unstable, but not fat or ugly. I have a thing for crazy chicks, they really turn me on... I guess it's because I'm crazy myself, and normal people don't understand me.
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Anonymous2007-06-17 16:55 ID:3XPw1HES
>>2
aha, i love how you used 'angelica' to prove your point.
Neckbeard spotted.
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Anonymous2007-06-17 17:46 ID:CXxmch6p
well there's really no way to prove i'm a chick over the internet so whatever
>>9
i tend to use it as a generic, gender-free term ;)
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Anonymous2007-06-17 18:54 ID:AMmSfdHw
I know a manager at a Cracker Barrell who used to be very heavily into cocaine. He would do some lines and then send a bunch of employees home because he had the energy to do all of their jobs simultaneously. He got rewarded for saving the most money on payroll costs, but this dude is pretty much a mess.
Personally, if any of my employees were willing to burn themselves out on speed to make me more money, I would fully support it.
>>12
"Cracker Barrel" is a chain of restaurants in the southeastern US. When I was in college I worked at one for a while. It was a shithole even by the standards of minimum-wage shithole jobs.
>>11's story does not surprise me in the least. If you've never worked in a restaurant, be thankful. Most of the waitresses are toothless illiterate redneck methwhore skanks, and in the kitchen you'll find a bunch of illiterate IQ-55 brothaz who just got out of prison and who are constantly threatening to "shank" any "honky muhfugga" who makes the mistake of making eye contact with them. Would you like some hepatitis with your chicken special?