wimminz

hmmm, now we all know that there are no girls on the internet... but what if there actually are?

For example... how many females do you think actually visit these boards... there have to be a few. Although, it's safer to just assume that anyone that says they're a girl is really a fat nasty neckbeard spankin' it in his own feces.

However, my hypothesis, which is more than likely correct, is that all females that visit these shady parts of the web, are:
fat,ugly, or unstable.

There is no other explanation.

I know a manager at a Cracker Barrell who used to be very heavily into cocaine. He would do some lines and then send a bunch of employees home because he had the energy to do all of their jobs simultaneously. He got rewarded for saving the most money on payroll costs, but this dude is pretty much a mess.

Personally, if any of my employees were willing to burn themselves out on speed to make me more money, I would fully support it.