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Who has the biggest cock here?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-16 19:56 ID:5k3JbYfT

Mine is so big it rips through the fabric of space time

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-16 20:00 ID:Heaven

KILL YOURSELF NOW IF THATS THE CASE. IF YOU'RE JUST TALKING SHIT THEN GOUGE OUT YOUR EYES. DO IT FAGGART

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-16 20:08 ID:j2drs0Wg

My cock is so big they used it in the movie King Kong. You know the scene were King Kong climbs that really big building near the end? Yeah that's my cock dressed up as a building.

Name: anon 2007-06-16 20:25 ID:ygrPrB2k

mine is so big you sucked it last night

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-16 20:47 ID:7jVKHzAz

mine is of about average size and girth

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-16 21:01 ID:63pJ6a++

>>3
>>4
>>5
KILL YOURSELVES IMMEDIATELY FAGGGGARRTS

Name: lol 2007-06-16 21:36 ID:EjrwavZc

not me

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-17 1:59 ID:ZUwD6GJq

HI I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, CEO OF MEN'S WAREHOUSE. ONCE I WAS PROUDLY STRIDING DOWN THE SIDEWALK WITH MY MOUNTINOUS MALE MAGNUS EXTRUDING FROM MY MEN'S WAREHOUSE SLACKS WHEN I CAME UPON >>6 COWERING IN AN ALLEYWAY HUFFING PAINT CHIPS. SUCH A DISGRACEFUL CREATURE, I THOUGHT, I MUST GIVE HIS PUTRID LIFE MEANING. SO I PROCEEDED TO RAM MY TUMID TOWER INTOHIS ORAL CAVITY. THE SENSATION OF MY SWOLLEN STICKMEAT SLIDING OVER HIS SOFT SQUAMOUS AND SCRAPING ACROSS HIS SOLID FOOD-SQUISHERS SOON HAD ME SPRAYING MY SLICK SEMEN INTO HIS STOMACH AND SINUS. SO MUCH SPEWED FORTH THAT MY THICK TESTERONAL EXLIR DRIBBLED FROM HIS NOSTRILS AND GUSHED FROM HIS SPHINCTER. I EXTRIPATED MY PROTRUDING PENAL ORGAN FROM HIS SKULL AND HE BEGAN TO SHIFT AND TRANFORM BEFORE MY PRSENCE. SOON HIS BODY CONFORMED INTO AN INDENTICAL COPY OF MY OWN, POSSESING AN EQUALLY ELEPHANTINE ERECTION AND MY TITANTIC TWIN PERFORMED THE SAME ACT ON A HAPLESS MALE PASSERBY.

WE ARE THE ZIMMER ARMY AND OR MISSION TO TO SPREAD THE SEED OF ZIMMER INTO ALL VAGINAL VACANCIES. I GUARENTEE IT.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-17 0:42

The Government is always wrong anyway.

Marijuana MUST be legalized.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-17 16:04

>>6
You know the movie Anaconda? Yea that was my cock and showed what happened when your mom didn't show up to suck my cock when she usually did. Thats why you have to attend the 5:00PM ballet class instead of the 7:00PM one.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-18 1:28

I'm sorry, but Marijuana MUST be legalized.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-18 1:29

I'm sorry, but Marijuana MUST be legalized.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-18 1:34

I'm sorry, but Marijuana MUST be legalized.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-18 1:38

I'm sorry, but Marijuana MUST be legalized.

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