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thinking about giving up

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-16 8:11 ID:J9gcE9At

I've never had a girlfriend. I'm 22. Can you live a rich and fullfilling life w/o a significant other? I'm finally recognizing that if I want to find a girl, she'll have to be ugs. Is it worth going out with a fat ug girl? How can I learn to love a girl whose a fatty stenchy type?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-16 13:54 ID:DPQeiWkd

saddd.

you must be a sexy beast.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-16 14:57 ID:QnP6nGDQ

yeah and i need to get unpermmabanned of the SA forums - you got paypal kid?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-16 15:01 ID:Heaven

>>3
huh

Name: kendog 2007-06-16 15:13 ID:QnP6nGDQ

It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-17 2:10 ID:4R4r+iFy

Dude. Fuck money. Good sex with a fine female specimen is better than cash ANY day. Don't give up, you will find one. All ya gotta do is ignore that fat ugly chicks. They'll get the point. So will the fine women.. they will notice you aren't having the fat bitches,//ifndsibf80sdb8sdgbf89sdb98b.fd.92349!!11!!11oneoneone

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-17 2:34 ID:Zpe1KFWR

>>3
Hope you got 10bux

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-17 8:29 ID:kkfXdLKA

bumping past spam flood

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-17 8:51 ID:NiapwlBL

if u never had  a gf it's probly bc ur ugly and stenchy urself so ask yourself would a girl really be able to love your fat stenchy ugly self?  probly not ur better off being gay

Name: Thrax 2007-06-17 9:34 ID:5uSEhwHM

>>9 I bet you're fat ugly gay person

Name: mamushi_72_sai 2007-06-17 9:56 ID:K1pzaDmI

>>10
agreed

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-17 10:24 ID:NiapwlBL

no i'm a girl and i know that if a dude hasn't had a gf for 22 years then he is fat and ugly or gay or all of the above

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-17 11:50 ID:bNxD4/u3

or maybe he has negative [-] penes

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-17 12:12 ID:IrQZviSi

>>12

ooh a girl! Buttsecks please!

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-17 12:14 ID:VoND4TM+

>>12

Why don't you just fuck him so he can feel better. It won't last long.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-17 12:51 ID:EthQCJ0z

no i'm a girl and i know that if a girl hasn't had a gf for 22 years then she is fat and ugly or gay or all of the above

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-17 13:57 ID:oDyP3HxH

zombies have tourettes

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-17 14:30 ID:NiapwlBL

>>16
I'm 24 and a girl and i have NEVER had a GIRLFRIEND!!!  that's nasty

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-17 15:45 ID:EthQCJ0z

>>18
then you are fat and ugly or gay or all of the above

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-17 16:26 ID:NiapwlBL

um i haven't had a GIRLFRIEND bc i'm not gay you faggot furry.  i have had bfs tho

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-17 16:53 ID:IrQZviSi

I'm 18 never had a girlfriend either, but it's not because I'm fat, ugly, or gay. I'm just really shy, and awkward in social situations.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-17 17:06 ID:ZOBmgs/A

I've had one girlfriend for one week. Does that count?
I'm 18 btw.

Name: mamushi_72_sai 2007-06-17 17:10 ID:K1pzaDmI

anyone who knows the name mamushi knows i never had a GF. lulz

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-17 18:47 ID:Zpe1KFWR

the best thing about the meth "epidemic" in rural america is that 20 years ago all those fucking bumpkins loved using the crack phenomenon as an example of why the white man is superior to the negro race. guess what you guys are somehow more pathetic! at least crack is made from cocaine, not something people take when they have a runny nose

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-18 1:16 ID:x5DMYCcf

>>24
truth

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