help me /b/ i want to pee!

whenever i try fapping i get the urge to take a piss. wtf?

You have an untreatable condition called Wayde's Demiglaceron, your dick will fall off in a few days.

I get that, too, and I always want to wait until after I fap to go, so that way I flush myself out. But then i just feel discomfort while I'm waxing my carrot due to my urge to piss, making for a not-enjoyable experience, so I end up going before choking the chicken.

Prostate motherfucker, do you use it?

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Marijuana MUST be legalized.