Name: Anonymous 2007-06-15 19:56 ID:oUNizqaT
I won the fucking lottery today! Yolanda, that slutty bitch from down the street, she pulled my name out of the lottery bowl today and it was my day today to fuck her. So I got all dressed up and was supposed to be over at her house by around 7 PM, but I realized that I ran all out of rubbers and I didn't have no cash to buy none either. Then I remembered the previous night I lent my friend my last one and I decided to swing by his house right quick to get it, even if it was used. I hurried to the bus stop and luckily there were only two people there so there was more than enough room to sit down. Thats when the real scary shit went down.
I sat in the middle of them as each had their own corner and thought it would be only 5 minutes before the next bus got here. So, I was sitting there minding my own business when one of the guys, who happened to be homeless, started talking to the other person at the stop, a 15-year-old reading some skateboarding magazine. Man, his breath stunk like he's been sucking dicks for cheeseburgers all day.
"Hey, you pussy ass punk. Whatcha reading there?" he said to the 15-year-old. I immediately knew I should have rather stood up than sit between these two.
"Its none of your business you fuckin bum." The kid tried to sound tough, but from the quiver in his voice anyone could tell he was easily intimidated. The bum leaned over and saw the cover.
"Skateboarding? That's some pussy shit. I would figure you would go down for some faggity ass shit like that. Fuckin pussy. That's probably why you barely have any bulge in your crotch. Hit your balls on too many railings." I guess he checked out the kid's package when he leaned over. The kid was flustered, but was fucking blushing for some reason.
"Shut up" the kid replied back. He was real sharp.
"Good comeback faggot. I bet if you had to do some real tough, manly shit, you wouldn't be able to if you had to save your fuckin life. What? You're not gonna prove me wrong fagboy?".
"Man, fuck you you piece of shit. I don't gotta prove nothing to you. I KNOW I'm tough, that's why I skateboard. I don't mind getting scraps, breaking bones, or hitting my balls" he said.
"Oh now I got your attention? Allright. Prove it to me. Do some real manly shit. Lets say you had to...." The bum pretended to think of something out of the blue. To me it was plainly obvious he had this planned out all along. "Say you had to kiss me, for 5 full minutes tounge and all, I bet you wouldn't be able to do even that." The kid seemed to have fallen for it.
"Kiss you? That's all I gotta do? Hell I'll do that! I'll show you how much of a man I am. Kissing another man ain't no problem for me. I'm as manly as they come" he said. And with that they both leaned over and engaged in one of the sloppiest kisses I've ever seen in my life. I was right inbetween them and fucking creeped out. The bum reached his hand out and grabbed the kid by the back of head and pulled him in closer, smushing their faces in together. The noises made me want to throw up and all the same time I was wondering where the fuck this bus was! Finally, the kissing ended and a big spit line from each of their mouths was left. They tore it apart and both looked satisfied.
The kiss ended with the kid saying, "Your mouth tastes like you've been sucking dicks for cheesburgers all day." I was fucking creeped out. My eyes were bulging out at what I just saw and I couldn't help but stare at the bum. He seemed really content with himself and finally took notice of me staring at him.
"Whats the problem fagboy? You want some too?" He lunged his face foward to me very slowly so I could see it coming, but I couldn't do anything. My mind was drawing a blank and I was completely frozen. I lost control of myself and my bowels let loose. I fucking pissed myself. The bum heard my urine dripping from my soaked pants to the floor and eventually smelled it. I guess he wasn't turned on.
"What the fuck are you doing kid? Don't you wanna prove to me you ain't no fag? Yeah? Well then kiss me." I didn't know what else to do, but I just hauled ass out of there into the middle of the street. It was at that moment that the bus arrived and tapped me to the floor. Luckily the driver started applying the breaks beforehand and I wasn't hit too badly. I got up immediately and ran home pee stained clothes and all.
Helps me 4chan! The bum took away any chance I had of ever achieving an erection ever again. Believe me I've watch pornos 24/7 and it still won't get up! On top of that everyone in the neighborhood heard about me not showing up for my date with Yolanda so now they think I'm a fag and pussy. I think I'm in for getting my ass beat on a daily basis. Plz 4chan! What do I dooooooooo?!?!!?
I sat in the middle of them as each had their own corner and thought it would be only 5 minutes before the next bus got here. So, I was sitting there minding my own business when one of the guys, who happened to be homeless, started talking to the other person at the stop, a 15-year-old reading some skateboarding magazine. Man, his breath stunk like he's been sucking dicks for cheeseburgers all day.
"Hey, you pussy ass punk. Whatcha reading there?" he said to the 15-year-old. I immediately knew I should have rather stood up than sit between these two.
"Its none of your business you fuckin bum." The kid tried to sound tough, but from the quiver in his voice anyone could tell he was easily intimidated. The bum leaned over and saw the cover.
"Skateboarding? That's some pussy shit. I would figure you would go down for some faggity ass shit like that. Fuckin pussy. That's probably why you barely have any bulge in your crotch. Hit your balls on too many railings." I guess he checked out the kid's package when he leaned over. The kid was flustered, but was fucking blushing for some reason.
"Shut up" the kid replied back. He was real sharp.
"Good comeback faggot. I bet if you had to do some real tough, manly shit, you wouldn't be able to if you had to save your fuckin life. What? You're not gonna prove me wrong fagboy?".
"Man, fuck you you piece of shit. I don't gotta prove nothing to you. I KNOW I'm tough, that's why I skateboard. I don't mind getting scraps, breaking bones, or hitting my balls" he said.
"Oh now I got your attention? Allright. Prove it to me. Do some real manly shit. Lets say you had to...." The bum pretended to think of something out of the blue. To me it was plainly obvious he had this planned out all along. "Say you had to kiss me, for 5 full minutes tounge and all, I bet you wouldn't be able to do even that." The kid seemed to have fallen for it.
"Kiss you? That's all I gotta do? Hell I'll do that! I'll show you how much of a man I am. Kissing another man ain't no problem for me. I'm as manly as they come" he said. And with that they both leaned over and engaged in one of the sloppiest kisses I've ever seen in my life. I was right inbetween them and fucking creeped out. The bum reached his hand out and grabbed the kid by the back of head and pulled him in closer, smushing their faces in together. The noises made me want to throw up and all the same time I was wondering where the fuck this bus was! Finally, the kissing ended and a big spit line from each of their mouths was left. They tore it apart and both looked satisfied.
The kiss ended with the kid saying, "Your mouth tastes like you've been sucking dicks for cheesburgers all day." I was fucking creeped out. My eyes were bulging out at what I just saw and I couldn't help but stare at the bum. He seemed really content with himself and finally took notice of me staring at him.
"Whats the problem fagboy? You want some too?" He lunged his face foward to me very slowly so I could see it coming, but I couldn't do anything. My mind was drawing a blank and I was completely frozen. I lost control of myself and my bowels let loose. I fucking pissed myself. The bum heard my urine dripping from my soaked pants to the floor and eventually smelled it. I guess he wasn't turned on.
"What the fuck are you doing kid? Don't you wanna prove to me you ain't no fag? Yeah? Well then kiss me." I didn't know what else to do, but I just hauled ass out of there into the middle of the street. It was at that moment that the bus arrived and tapped me to the floor. Luckily the driver started applying the breaks beforehand and I wasn't hit too badly. I got up immediately and ran home pee stained clothes and all.
Helps me 4chan! The bum took away any chance I had of ever achieving an erection ever again. Believe me I've watch pornos 24/7 and it still won't get up! On top of that everyone in the neighborhood heard about me not showing up for my date with Yolanda so now they think I'm a fag and pussy. I think I'm in for getting my ass beat on a daily basis. Plz 4chan! What do I dooooooooo?!?!!?