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What should I do here?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-14 0:32 ID:JYUK1tzE

So my girlfriend of two years broke up with me about 3 weeks ago. I got the usual "it's not you it's me" bull, then I had to ask her: why are you really breaking up with me?
See, she has been an onn-again-off-again type of girl, where we are good for about 3 months and then she breaks up with me. During these times I cut all ties with her and drink and do a bunch of drugs, then eventually she comes back to me about a month or so later.
Well she couldn't give me a reason why we broke up, so I got suspicious and jealous. I'm jealous as a motherfucker. So I watch the only real interaction I have with her at this point, her myspace top 8. I get bumped from her best friend position to completely off the page, while my spot is taken by some douche I've never heard a word about before. I called her on it, saying that this wasn't some sort of no fault break up, but she insisted that he was just a friend.
So of course I took advantage of proveledged information about her passwords and used it to log in to her email and eventually her job search agency. She is looking for a live out position in the same area that this idiot lives in. More and more this is starting to make the jealous guy in me come out. I notice a second email attached to her job agency that I have never seen before, so I try her normal battery of passwords to get into it to no avail. I do, however, get her secret question and such correct, giving me the ability to change it.

So, /b/, do I change the password so that I can log in, read her emails, and just say that I had nothing to do with it were she to call and ask me about it? I'm looking for confirmation that something was going on, I want to be able to blame her for this. Am I losing my mind?

In b4 become an hero, pooper, etc.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-14 0:36 ID:Pwswkehn

my goodness that's a lot of words.  go fuck yourself you ugly worthless faggot.  she's done good by getting away from your fat ass.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-14 0:40 ID:ZFutdhX1

this is /lounge/. /b/ is over there.

Name: Clark 2007-06-14 0:44 ID:aSxcP5+9

Ddue tell that chick to go fuck herself. Move on.

Name: guidry 2007-06-14 0:47 ID:NI4yg5Vo

>>3
nice, >>1 is a fuckin idiot, but as far as >>1 goes, id change her password, and post naked pics of her on /b/

Name: anon 2007-06-14 0:49 ID:NI4yg5Vo

>>1
stick it in her pooper, use your long cat

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-14 0:52 ID:LZ3eGDme

>>1
do a barrel role of course.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-14 0:53 ID:LZ3eGDme

>>7
*roll
oops *blush* lololololololol

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-14 1:22 ID:/FNjT+7B

Moooove on.
You said that she's sucked before (lol you know what i mean)
so get someone
fucking better.

Name: Sabbie 2007-06-14 1:50 ID:6CezJba6

Drop the cunt and get better.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-14 2:49 ID:ix/sxhl2

even if you do find out she wants this douche or whatever, it wont do anything but MAYBE make you feel slightly better you caught the cunt in her lying ways. She sounds like an idiot, forget about it and move on. It's not worth it.

Or do a barrel roll, that will work.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-14 4:55 ID:qn1L7uDr

DO A BARELL ROLE

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-14 4:58 ID:XZKvz9mI

>>12
*ROLL

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-14 4:58 ID:qn1L7uDr

>>13
A barell rolle?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-17 0:24

IT GROWS IN THE FUCKING GROUND. COME ON!

Marijuana MUST be legalized.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-17 0:24

Dance in the garden of eden,
Consume nature's lucious desserts

Marijuana MUST be legalized.

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