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I failed...

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-12 18:59 ID:d+FkIUaT

I was gonna not to masturbate at this whole week, but I couldn't resist anymore. It felt good for few mins, but now I feel failed. Damn.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-12 19:02 ID:MtnO5Z7E

And you think we give a shit because...?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-13 5:18 ID:Ln7re3Lo

I don't think that you give shit. I just made this topic to remind me that I failed...

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-13 5:21 ID:newp/Rg6

Cut your dick off instead.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-13 6:14 ID:/4QP9ie0

Why would you want to restrain yourself from masturbating in the first place?

THAT'S SO SICK

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-13 9:11 ID:Ln7re3Lo

>>5
I'm masochist.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-13 10:17 ID:mR0DlUzz

>>2 lol feg giddout, i care for wheter op made milk.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-13 10:47 ID:ayKV6FLW

Disregard that, I suck cocks.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-13 11:31 ID:rei/jZCM

you could try sticking a cork in it

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-13 13:14 ID:cf+2TW3H

>>1
make a little calendar, and mark off each day that you succeed, it gives you more motivation. I'm trying this as an experiment, to not wank 'till the end of summer, sept.1

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-13 13:39 ID:C1YCt8jR

>>10
is gay btw and gets blowjobs from bums.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-13 15:07 ID:Ln7re3Lo

oh fuck, i failed again

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-13 15:11 ID:Ln7re3Lo

ok, i promise this to all
if i masturbate before saturday i will personally promise to tear my penis off and post pics of it to /b/

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-13 15:19 ID:rei/jZCM

will it be wearing a silly hat?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-13 15:19 ID:Ln7re3Lo

>>14
yes.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-13 15:39 ID:Xn6fNIs7

Your whole attitude is wrong.  Masturbating is not a failure; it is a triumph against those who would continue to hinder our progress in the struggle for masturbators rights.

Name: Thrax 2007-06-13 15:41 ID:0HT0euul

/b/?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-13 19:08 ID:Ln7re3Lo

OH FUCKING SHIT! I simply forgot that I wrote that there! And I masturbated! OH FUCKING SHITCOCK NIGGERS!! NO WAY I'M GONNA TEAR MY DICK OFF!! NO! NO! NO! I WON'T! SHIT!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-13 19:11 ID:Ln7re3Lo

What the hell i'm gonna do now!? What if promising shit like this causes bad luck and my cock just stops working!? Then I would need to use my precious money to viagra. NO WAY! FUCK COCK!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-13 20:27 ID:cf+2TW3H

eveerybody stop wanking for 80 days, post the results

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-14 8:28 ID:VJN/APqw

I think my pen0r just exploded

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-14 9:19 ID:/4Un/gQy

Around cocks never relax.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-14 10:01 ID:4Wi+YgKh

I remember when I didn't masturbate, I didn't know how to, thats my advice - forget how to masturbate

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-14 10:05 ID:b2eBqMXM

y do u all make it sound like jacking off is bad?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-14 12:28 ID:AEhTeLkT

>>24
its not bad per se, but like all things, i suppose its good in moderation. But  it has come to a point, where i can't stop even if i wanted to, so ive decided to test myself and my will and gain control over this primal urge.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-14 12:30 ID:eKH4NL6i

>>25

You are gay.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-14 13:12 ID:jO8nYyxQ

>>25
Faggot
Masturbation is always good
There's no limit

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-14 13:22 ID:sfPekAwk

if you dont masturbate reularly you loose good circulation to the end of your nob and it will fall off.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-14 13:25 ID:8lb+ydO7

listen man, me and my friends tries giving up fapping for lent. the best of us only managed a week. don't feel bad, feel proud that you're such a man you need sexual gratification every day!

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-14 13:53 ID:Heaven

>>28
not even. ever wonder why you get morning wood? That's right because there's blood all up in there when you're sleeping.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-14 14:08 ID:c4iGBCkS

Oh fuck it. I failed again.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-14 14:25 ID:Heaven

>>31
me too :( but im starting again today ;)

Name: Thrax 2007-06-14 15:11 ID:TMnWg3gN

Simple idea: Get a girlfriend to do it for you XD

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-14 16:22 ID:sfPekAwk

if you want do it freeze it, just dont blame me if it changes colour

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-14 18:15 ID:VJN/APqw

Me Pen0r just went boom again

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-17 0:18

Reality is an illusion. It shows you that illusion.

Marijuana MUST be legalized.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-04 19:10

I failed again.

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