Name: Anonymous 2007-06-11 6:01 ID:vpP/U9Mf
Someone has posted an "interview" with ceiling cat which I oppose due to it's seeming "humanization" of ceiling cat. To settle the dispute weather or not to get rid of the interview, we agreed to ask 4chan. This is the interview, should they take it down? (please say yes):
* Anonymous: So, Mr. Ceiling cat, how do you feel about the Iranian missile crisis?
* Ceiling cat: Well, first of all we must ask ourselves: 'what is a missile crisis'.
* Anonymous: It is a serial world issue and I would also like to remind you that during this interview, please refrain from using ethnic slurs. That being said, how should the world respond?
* Ceiling cat: I think that we often label the world as a 'world', when really it is a vast series of ceilings, as my analogies put it. You see, I like to go into ceilings and watch people masturbate, which is what the world likes to do to Iran. They watch the president masturbate. Just like I do.
* Anonymous: How does it feel, to watch people masturbate?
* Ceiling cat: Well, it feels pretty good, because it is almost like I am taking their souls, except in the case of Azns, who have no souls.
* Anonymous: Now, now, I already stated that you should refrain from ethnic slurs. Is there any type of messege you would like to tell the world?
* Ceiling cat: The general production of mastrubation is almost cut short in North Korea, because they are probably not allowed to do so. As a 'world' as you often like to call it, we should get the mass production of semen in North Korea up and runnig, or else some of us will be out of jobs.
* Anonymous: Thanks for the interview, we really appreciate it.
Not much is known about his relationship with Speedycat, Limecat and Longcat, who live as a polyamorous family.
* Anonymous: So, Mr. Ceiling cat, how do you feel about the Iranian missile crisis?
* Ceiling cat: Well, first of all we must ask ourselves: 'what is a missile crisis'.
* Anonymous: It is a serial world issue and I would also like to remind you that during this interview, please refrain from using ethnic slurs. That being said, how should the world respond?
* Ceiling cat: I think that we often label the world as a 'world', when really it is a vast series of ceilings, as my analogies put it. You see, I like to go into ceilings and watch people masturbate, which is what the world likes to do to Iran. They watch the president masturbate. Just like I do.
* Anonymous: How does it feel, to watch people masturbate?
* Ceiling cat: Well, it feels pretty good, because it is almost like I am taking their souls, except in the case of Azns, who have no souls.
* Anonymous: Now, now, I already stated that you should refrain from ethnic slurs. Is there any type of messege you would like to tell the world?
* Ceiling cat: The general production of mastrubation is almost cut short in North Korea, because they are probably not allowed to do so. As a 'world' as you often like to call it, we should get the mass production of semen in North Korea up and runnig, or else some of us will be out of jobs.
* Anonymous: Thanks for the interview, we really appreciate it.
Not much is known about his relationship with Speedycat, Limecat and Longcat, who live as a polyamorous family.