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Name: Anonymous 2007-06-09 2:29 ID:iabfFrpe

I fell in love, tonight.

Her name is Carrie. She's 18, and lives in a town ten or so miles north of mine. She's athletic, pretty, brown hair and eyes. She's quirky, a but neurotic, but that's what I love about her.

I love her, and we only met yesterday.

She was introduced to me through a mutual friend. We went to go see the new Pirates of the Caribbean film. She sat next to me, and we chatted the whole time. I know, "what a dickhead thing to do," right? Sorry. We just hit it off, and I couldn't get enough of her. What was even more amazing, is that she was into me heavy.

Afterward, we all go out to Denny's. We sit next to each other, talk, flirt, and do the couple thing. She starts leaning on me, touching me, and giving me all the right signals.

Finally, we separate for the night. Carrie and I go our own way, and we end up at my apartment. We sit around for a bit, I play some music on the stereo and we have a few drinks. We talked for awhile, and she starts rubbing her toes on my crotch while we sit on the couch watching "The Untouchables." Then things get heavy.

She climbs on top of me, and starts roaming around with her hands. I do the same, and slide my hands under her shirt, under the bra, and play with her tits, pinching the nipples and making her giggle. It took her forever to finally reach into my pants. We spend the hour kissing, roaming, caressing. Finally, we're both naked, and I'm inside her. We fuck for a while, and she whispers into my ear, "I had Reese's for breakfast."

I say, "Candy? For breakfast? Get real!"

She says, "Not candy! Reese's Peanut Butter Puffs!"

So she sliiiiiiides me a bowl. I crunch into it and WHAM! My mouth goes crazy! That smooooooth combo of peanut butter and chocolate-y taste... swarming in milk... attacking my taste buds!

Then her dad pops in, "And it's part of this complete breakfast!"

Reese's Peanut Butter Puffs: It's candy... for breakfast!

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-09 2:32 ID:tMJ643i8

lololololololol

Name: TV-VCR 2007-06-09 2:35 ID:w31dTs07

ROFFLE WAFFLES

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-09 2:38 ID:AGl9jdcZ

I fell in love, tonight.

Her name is Carrie. She's 8, and lives in a town ten or so miles north of mine. She's athletic, pretty, brown hair and eyes. She's quirky, a but neurotic, but that's what I love about her.

I love her, and we only met yesterday.

She was introduced to me through a mutual friend. We went to go see the new Pirates of the Caribbean film. She sat next to me, and we chatted the whole time. I know, "what a dickhead thing to do," right? Sorry. We just hit it off, and I couldn't get enough of her. What was even more amazing, is that she was into me heavy.

Afterward, we all go out to Denny's. We sit next to each other, talk, flirt, and do the couple thing. She starts leaning on me, touching me, and giving me all the right signals.

Finally, we separate for the night. Carrie and I go our own way, and we end up at my apartment. We sit around for a bit, I play some music on the stereo and we have a few drinks. We talked for awhile, and she starts rubbing her toes on my crotch while we sit on the couch watching "The Untouchables." Then things get heavy.

She climbs on top of me, and starts roaming around with her hands. I do the same, and slide my hands under her shirt, under the bra, and play with her tits, pinching the nipples and making her giggle. It took her forever to finally reach into my pants. We spend the hour kissing, roaming, caressing. Finally, we're both naked, and I'm inside her. We fuck for a while, and she whispers into my ear, "I had Reese's for breakfast."

I say, "Candy? For breakfast? Get real!"

She says, "Not candy! Reese's Peanut Butter Puffs!"

So she sliiiiiiides me a bowl. I crunch into it and WHAM! My mouth goes crazy! That smooooooth combo of peanut butter and chocolate-y taste... swarming in milk... attacking my taste buds!

Then her dad pops in, "And it's part of this complete breakfast!"

Reese's Peanut Butter Puffs: It's candy... for breakfast!

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-09 2:41 ID:iabfFrpe

June 9th 2007 06:21

Portuguese police today have ended their manhunt today as 4 year old Madeleine McCann was found alive and well in a McDonalds restaurant in the country's capital Lisbon.

Today a spokesperson for Lisbon Police Departmento, Jorge Saurez said that she had been spotted dining alone in the restaurant by a concerned citizen unaware of her identity. The onlooker claims she was eating a Breakfast muffin meal with a very large portion of fries, though it was noted she removed the egg before eating it.
"I was shocked to be honest. I've never seen someone pay for the full muffin then remove the egg, it's the best part, otherwise its just low grade sausage meat."

Madeleine's parents today commented on the result "This is great news, if she had eaten that egg she could have gained numerous unnecessary calories"

They later withdrew their statement and said "We are so glad [Madeleine] is back with us, but to avoid this situation we feel that Maddy should go live with her aunt and uncle in bel-air"

They whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirr'r, if anything onlookers would say this cab was rare, but Mr McCann proclaimed "Nah, forget it Yo Holmes to bel-air"

They pulled up to the house about seven or eight and they yelled to the cabbie

"yo holmes smell ya later" Looked at their kingdom they were finally there, to settle their throne as the Prince of Bel Air

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-09 3:12 ID:K/YmfhBj

>>1
Pirates of the Caribbean?
NIGGER LOVER GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-09 5:57 ID:QqoQlBk/



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Name: Anonymous 2007-06-10 3:06 ID:lnDr1wvE

BUMP

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-10 5:05 ID:k6AnKgEq

>>8
You bumped a thread of fail?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-10 5:42 ID:Heaven

>>9
You bumped a thread of fail?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 6:22

Listen up, Marijuana MUST be legalized.

You're all going to protest now.
I don't care who you are, but you're fucking protesting
for the legalization of Marijuana.

Don't change these.
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