Am I the only one...?

Who sometimes find's toilet paper to not be strong enough? It break's mid wipe and you're left with a bit of poo on your hand. And sometimes you think you may have gotten away with it after the tear, only to find a prominent smell off poo when you sniff your finger tips.

Then you get so worked up about thinking of washing the poo off your hands that you go forget about thoroughly wiping your ass (with the cheapy paper) and end up with an itchy crack later on?

It's really annoying, and causes little bits of poo to float out of my ass when I'm in the bath, which sort of defeat's the object of washing in the first place.

Should I sue? Do I have a case?

KAEP OUT!

Hey, hey, hey it's not as if I got the poo on your fingers.

>>2
shit

its KEAP OUT!

>>4
I understand what you're saying, it does sound a bit gai saying poo as opposed to shit, but I find it suit's the subject more. I tend to use the term 'shit' to describe something I don't like, whereas I use 'poo' to describle the little brown baby boys I occasionally give birth to out of my ass.

Are you as dumb as your shit? Stop using one piece of paper and use two, you dumb americunt.

your ass must be some kind of sandpaper

>>7
Yes, but its not sand its shit.

Charmin is too soft it sticks in your ass

>>1
1. Learn to wipe your arse.
and
2. Learn not to be such a whiny little bitch if you do happen to get a bit of poo on your finger. Just wipe it off with more paper and wash your fucking hands throughly.

Also if you're that concerned get an alcohol based hand wash to use after washing hands with soap and water.

Seriously, what the fuck do parents do these days? It's obvious >>1's parents left a few key lessons out of general development...

Thanks all.

It's true, my ass crack's hairs are very course probably helping to cause the paper to tear. I've tried doubling over the paper to add a bit of strength, and that seem's to do the trick.

Now however, I have a new problem. Because of my hairs, I have to really scrub the toilet paper back and fourth. This wouldn't be an issue but I have developed some sort of ulsurs in my ass crack, and when I'm as rough wiping as my hairs force me to be, they end up bleeding and generally being very painful.

I was thinking of telling the doctor but I heard one of my friends the other day saying gay men get ass ulsars becuase of all the bumming. I'm as straight as an arrow but I've never had a girlfriend due to confidence issue. Let's do the math:

Ass ulsars + Never having a girlfriend = I'm a little teapoy short and stout.

If you have any advice, then please tell...

You are the dumbest bitch on earth. If you can't tell your doctor about your problems(this does not include your virginity as it is of no concern to him regarding your ass problems), get a new one you trust.

AND FFS DONT RUB YOUR ASS LIKE A MADMAN! JUST GET IT CLEAN! YOUR PARENTS SUCK!

your all fucked i shit out in the bushes with the wild animals licking my ass

i just shit into open mouths when i see them

tru dat you fucker