Student Teacher Relationships

A student of mine sent me this email:

HI,
MY NAME IS *******************.  I AM IN YOUR 10:30A CLASS. I MISSED
TODAY'S CLASS AND TEST DUE TO A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT THAT RAN LATE.  I
WAS WONDERING IF I COULD MAKE-UP MY TEST TOMORROW MORNING AROUND 9A OR
ANYTIME THATS CONVENIENT FOR YOU.  I ALSO HAVE A DOCTOR'S NOTE FOR AN
EXCUSED ABSENCE.

THANK YOU,
MARGIE



to which I responded:

Okay, you can make up the test.  9:30 would be a little better, the test isn't that long.  I have to prepare materials in the morning, so I won't have a lot of time to review.

See ya!


On 6/4/07, Marjorie Bocalbos <mbocalbo@hawaii.edu>; wrote:

    HI,
    MY NAME IS *******************.  I AM IN YOUR 10:30A CLASS. I MISSED
    TODAY'S CLASS AND TEST DUE TO A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT THAT RAN LATE.  I
    WAS WONDERING IF I CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

    COULD MAKE-UP MY TEST TOMORROW MORNING AROUND 9A OR
    ANYTIME THATS CONVENIENT FOR YOU.  I ALSO HAVE A DOCTOR'S NOTE FOR AN
    EXCUSED ABSENCE.

    THANK YOU,
    MARGIE

in b4 surprise buttsechs

egas

>>1
Stick it in her pooper.

^true story

Worst. Thread. Ever.

whoops, teach!

throw margie's e-mail address in the stalker repository.
there's some win in this, after all.

Hi, I had to miss class I herted my balls again

send back an email saying:

Hi Margie,
It's okay that you missed the test today. In fact I noticed you weren't there today. I didn't see your purty little but woddle by my desk this morning. I was waiting. I've been masturbating over your student profile picture since the course began. I'm going to strangle you with a coathanger until your vital signs are gone, then hang your corpse from a banana tree and then DP you with two bananas until the skins break open. And then I'm just going to get two new bananas.

When I finally get bored, I'll dowse you in gasoline and light you on fire, and the fire will eventually burn the rope that is holding you up and you will drop into a 6ft hole I've dug below you, at which point I will push all the sand back into the hole, smooth out the lumps and then hit the filled hole twice with the back of the spade, and walk back to campus. When people say you're missing and ask if I've seen you around campus lately, I'll tell them "No, but she wasn't here for her test on Monday", which will effectively give me an alibi and allow me to get away with your murder.

9AM is fine tommorow.

Seeya!