going bowling... need advice

im about to go bowling with a girl that i really like. we've been hanging out alot, but only with other friends. now its only us. so were pretty much just going to bowl a few games and go home, so during that time, what would be the best oppourtunities to go in for the kiss?

thanks

When she's bent over in the final stages of her bowl... well i think you know where to stick it...

shout "SPARTAAAAAAAA" and impale her through the abdomen with a spear

suprise buttsecks drives away any akwardness you two might have.  after that, give her expected buttsecks then mastrubate all over her face

Tell her that you promised her dad you'd kiss her good night for him. Then kiss her on the mouth and if she gets all offended just say, "What? Your dad doesn't kiss you on the mouth goodnight? Mine does."

It might be awkward but at least she'll pity you instead of getting all bitchy about it.

candy is dandy but liqour is quicker

>>5
What? Your dad doesn't tongue your balls at night?

What? Your dad doesn't put his cock into your mouth at night?

here's some bowling advice:

if you want to raise your scores, simply get more spares. For spares remember the rule of 3.

Find your "strike shot" and note which board you start on (big toe of dominant foot) and which board the ball crosses out by the arrows.
Note: "Strike Shot" is the shot that hits the pocket. This shot doesn’t always result in "10 in the pit".

For this explanation we will "say" that the head pin (#1) is your primary target when shooting a full rack. To shoot spares simply move your feet 3 the opposite direction of the new target pin. meaning… If your target pin becomes the 3 pin, you move 3 boards left. 6 pin, 6 boards left. 10 pin, 9 boards left. — 2 pin, 3 boards right. 4 pin, 6 boards right. 7 pin, 7 boards right.

One of these 7 pins 1,2,3,4,6,7,10 will always be your target… (example.. shooting a 7-8 mini split, the 4 pin is your target pin even though it is off the deck).

Good luck and high scores.

ps…The 10 (or 7 pin for lefties) is a lot easier than it’s made out to be as well. The easiest method of shooting this pin is to stand on the dot closest to the opposite gutter and shoot over the middle arrow. Then adjust a board at a time until you are "spot on".

oh, and one more thing. If you haven’t yet, try to develop a bit of a hook. In bowling, angle of entry is everything. To shoot a hook simply imagine that you are sliding a suit case down the alley and make a fist as you let go of the ball. This will cause the side rotation necessary for at least a small arc.

tell him to bowl in your vagina

>>1 after the game. you're libel to drop the fucking ball if you're this nervous already.