Perpito.

Once there was a man by the name of Peripito, a simple fellow who worked at a large corporation that was handling a large transaction between his company and an corporation that specialized in enhanced arms manufacturing.  In a hideous mistake,  he accidentally cost his company millions of dollars, and his boss hired hitmen to beat the living shit out of him while he was walking his dog.  While being beaten'd, he was hit in the temple with a lead pipe, which caused him to go insane.  When he awoke after being knocked unconscious, he ate his dog, and wandered the streets.  He came upon a magic moped that he rode to the edge of the universe, where he learned all that there is to know, and became an equivalent to a god.  He then started a universal campaign and conquered many galaxies, and once he had established a large space armada, he returned to Earth, and proceeded to crush all of humanity.

END.

i did that once but got hit by a bus in the process. it gave me aids.lolz

is peripito gay, cuz his ass would feel high nice on mah clavicle...mmmmmmm, clavicle,aagaauguah

NO U

NO ME!