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So... I herd you liek mudkips

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-19 13:26 ID:xTJhk7Id

I'd be askin' /b/ about this right now, but since Moot wants us to go away...

Anyway, I'm a concerned about my health. As like any typical 4channer, I am a virgin. I bathe every 3-4 days. And generally, I fap daily.

So I fap like I always do– this time it's early morning. It was great. No trouble. Then I fap before I go sleep the same day. Ouch. I thumb over a sore on the base of penis. My initial reaction is "Oh shit", and I freak out a little bit. The next day I research (and endure the horrible pictures of) many types of STDs/Rashes/Warts. Nothing matches. Well– except Syphillis. The sore is round and red with a green head, similar enough to make me worry if it's that, but disimilar enough that I'm reluctant to go to a doctor (I'm known to overreact and go to a doctor when there's hardly a need). Currently, when I thumb the sore, it hurts (Syphillis sores do not hurt), and combined with the fact I haven't even had a blowjob, let alone sex, there's no way I can fathom having it. Adittionally, I can also recall having a similar sore/wart (whatever it is) on my elbow (which is the biggest factor that sets my mind at ease).

Yet, I'm worried.  I've bathed and vigorously cleaned everywhere for the past few days to no sign of the sore worsening or healing (it's about the size of a bead).

Perhaps most distressing about this, though, is that I can't fap! Gah it's painful. Anyone have a similar problem? Help me /lounge/!

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-19 15:02 ID:k+mf5mup

Maybe it's a zit? Pop it and post pics.

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