Remember a few things,

don't close doors to anything. Remember if one door closes another one is bound to open

Don't hate women because of what they are. Accept what they are and treat them accordingly.

Your happiness should be dependent upon you and ONLY you. No one else. Internalize it and live life.

Become very social.

And most importantly of all, have fun and don't take anything too seriously. Best of luck.

are you going to kill yourself?

That first one is metaphorical isn't it?  Fucking thought it was about real doors at first, christ.

Stay away from the Negro and the Jew.