Everyone wants to be jap

Seriously, why does everyone want to be jap like us? I mean we have our white ladies going to TANNING booths to yellow their skin so it can be jap like us. Man, and even more white people buy more jpop music then jap people! I know! it's a fact! Why does everyone want to be jap? I suppose we are bad asses, but still.

P.S
 and no tanning does not include any 4channers who are pale, flasky white people from staying in the basement 24/7 jacking off to aNiMe pOrNo

You know I know a Korean by the name of Sangwoon, and well he has the slittedest eyes you've ever seen, but doesn't even eat dogs.

Don't be jealous of our fapping just because we can find our cocks without the microscope and tweezers.