A nude little girl felt me in the shower.

K so I was at my g/f's house and I woke up in the early hours of the morning and had a cold shower. My g/f's little sister  was up aswell nude and came in to brush her teeth and saw me. I ignored her, but she was attracted to me or something and squeezed the side of my abdomen on either side and said "you're warm" because I was having a cold shower but my body heat is still apparent. She then left.

Am I pedo?

No, because she came onto you.

>>1
yes because you gf is only a year older than her sister

Depending on how old you are....

Plus if you're lucky you could get a threesome...

bullshit

K so I was at my g/f's house and I woke up in the early hours of the morning and had a cold shower. My g/f's mudkip was out of it's pokeball nude and came in to brush it's teeth and saw me. I ignored it, but it was attracted to me or something and squeezed the side of my abdomen on either side and said "mudkip mudkiiip" because I was having a cold shower but my body heat is still apparent. It then left.

Do I like mudkips?

>>1
Didja get a boner?

I know we all did, that for shure

lol I didn't, but that's because I whacked off several times in a row a few hours ago.

>>9
Indeed!

>>10
Ahh, so that explains it.

>>6
seconded

i spotted two inconsistency's in your story, one you dont have a girlfriend and secondly on one will ever touch you, EVAR

how old is she?

kill the sisters and butt rape the father. that will get a definite answer