Name: Eleo !EhVtXXdTd6 2007-05-14 7:08 ID:jbUIs1kI
Guys, I was thinking about the following scenario:
Let's say a woman is chillin out, maxin relaxin and all cool, probably NOT shootin some b-ball outside of school. All of a sudden she meets this guy. They date and stuff and fall in love and have sex. She becomes pregnant by him.
She has a kid but for some reason abandons him and gives him up for adoption soon after birth. She also breaks up with the father. He doesn't understand why and never finds out.
Like, twenty years into the future, her son is curious as to why he was abandoned at such an early age. So he goes back in time to meet his parents. (Pretty absurd response to being abandoned, but let's just go with it.)
He meets this girl who is chillin out, maxin relaxin all cool (no b-ball) and they date, fall in love, have sex, etc. Eventually, the guy tells her he's actually from the future, looking for his parents. She's like ZOMG cool.
She gets pregnant by him and has his baby. She abandons this baby and breaks up with him. WHY? Both the father and his son have a very distinctive birthmark and the odds of two people having the same birthmark such as this are like 1 in ten gillion. She concludes that the father of this kid is actually the son she just had. She freaks out and abandons the baby and breaks up with his father.
The boy will grow up, wonder who his parents are, go back in time, inadvertently fuck who WILL BE his mom, and the loop continues.
But I ask, where does this man get his other set of genes? PARADOX.
Let's say a woman is chillin out, maxin relaxin and all cool, probably NOT shootin some b-ball outside of school. All of a sudden she meets this guy. They date and stuff and fall in love and have sex. She becomes pregnant by him.
She has a kid but for some reason abandons him and gives him up for adoption soon after birth. She also breaks up with the father. He doesn't understand why and never finds out.
Like, twenty years into the future, her son is curious as to why he was abandoned at such an early age. So he goes back in time to meet his parents. (Pretty absurd response to being abandoned, but let's just go with it.)
He meets this girl who is chillin out, maxin relaxin all cool (no b-ball) and they date, fall in love, have sex, etc. Eventually, the guy tells her he's actually from the future, looking for his parents. She's like ZOMG cool.
She gets pregnant by him and has his baby. She abandons this baby and breaks up with him. WHY? Both the father and his son have a very distinctive birthmark and the odds of two people having the same birthmark such as this are like 1 in ten gillion. She concludes that the father of this kid is actually the son she just had. She freaks out and abandons the baby and breaks up with his father.
The boy will grow up, wonder who his parents are, go back in time, inadvertently fuck who WILL BE his mom, and the loop continues.
But I ask, where does this man get his other set of genes? PARADOX.