Romulus and Remus

Romulus and Remus were two greasy Italian twins who were so greasy that their mom left then in the woods to starve.  A wolf found them and would have ate them but they were like bad fish.  Romulus started sucking the wolf's tits, and Remus started sucking on Romulus's dick. For 26 years they lived like this, and Saturn told them to stop sucking and build a city you lazy fucks.  Romulus wanted to call it Rome and Remus wanted to call it Reme.  Romulus made up some bullshit that whoever counted the most vultures would get to name the city.  Remus said six, and Romulus said, uh 12.  Remus said bullshit, and so Romulus strangled his own brother, the prick.  As more vultures came to eat Remus, Romulus said, "Enough vultures for ya?"  So Romulus got to build Rome on 7 hills of shit.

I bet that wolf must have had a pretty big package and some rack on him. Otherwise they would have just gone and sucked off some other wolf. Damn, that's like the dream body right there. You could fuck it for like 26 years and never get bored. This story actually gave me a hard on. Especially the necrophilia at the end. HAWT!