Leave my boyfriend (Chris Hanssen) alone

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あたしのロレライはクリス・ハンッセンの彼女である。クリスちゃんは可愛くて明るい人ですから、どうぞ放っておいてください！

そしてクリスちゃん、今日もありがとうございました（ ＾ω＾）ノ

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あたしはマジで女で、クリスとは恋人ですよ！！！^__________^

hahahahahahaha   iru not aru you dumb shit!!  you called yourself an it!!!   kuradoberi jam wannabe

HI GUYS I'M A PATHETIC WEEABOO FAG PLEASE KILL ME NOW LOL

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Actually, the OP used である correctly, since it's an even more formal, literary equivalent of だ, and has nothing to do with ある or いる per se. Mind you, there's no such thing as でいる.

NAMEFAGS!

>>1
okay.

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Translation:

"Hello

I am the obese man Sar・Fat who admires the shaft. And my furry man-jugs are large that it is like you could clench them and shoot the milk out!

So slurp my limp noodle, and I blow you a nacho breath kiss（ ＾ω＾）ノ"

Seriously, that's what it says.

>>10
mamushi, is that you?

>>1
your from tales of the abyss arent you

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