totally not gay, right?

it's not gay when you're DPing some whore, and you feel the other guy's cock next to yours in her ass, and you pull it out and suck it, and swallow his bashamsham, and then the two of you get married in new hampshire, and you adopt a young vietnamese boy, and suck his cock, right?

I do that all the time...

As long as yuo can avoid balls touching...

when the union of two balls met, it is then, and only then, you are truly deemed gay by the gods of Rome.

You can suck another mans cock, and fuck him in the ass hard n good, but 2 balls touch=your gay.

lolololol j/k your gay man.