An old piece of wood walks into a bar...

Bartender: Would you like something to drink?

piece of wood: no thanks I've got to split!

GWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

You add a jew and a Mexican along with Hitler into that somehow and I'll laugh.

i rekond i can mix that in the joke that that guy just said

a jew a Mexican and hitler walkis into a bar, and the old piece of wood said
Would you like something to drink?
hitler replies: sorry not today because THIS THREAD IS EPIC FAIL

LMFAO HILARIOUS