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how many of you have masturbated before?

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-05 16:09 ID:3OgZl3hP

I have a couple of times when i was 13, im not ashamed to admit it. who else?

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-05 16:13 ID:a3AjyZoe

Only fags touch themselves

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-05 16:13 ID:pL0v4YHB

Not me! Ewwww!

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-05 18:49 ID:A8lPTVUx

I rubbed milk powder on my anus when I was 8. Why? I dont know.
I used to go to the back of the shed behind our house, drop ma'dacks squat down and rub dehydrated milk powder on my anus.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-05 18:53 ID:4sxH2gQN

I masturbate at least once every day

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-05 19:00 ID:3OgZl3hP

>>5
LIES

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-05 19:19 ID:Z2AhnFzw

>>6

whats to lie about that? most people here do it everyday. i admit, i fap everyday too..whats your point/?

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-05 19:41 ID:zY637ENY

>>7
u r 2 seriouse

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-05 19:46 ID:Z2AhnFzw

>>8

I should be asking are YOU serious?  what, you fap like once a year or something?

pff if you go to 4chan everyday and have a doll, i say why not fap. only take like 15 mins. i never fap with my bare hands or anything though. i need a doll to fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-05 20:05 ID:hPw/Ce4a

>>1

lol.  Oh God, I hope you were just trolling.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-05 21:41 ID:n4ysD1ZP

before, i masturbated furiously, until my cock bleeds and it feels hurt when i pee, but now only 1-2 times/day

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-05 21:44 ID:vBh+NWJo

EVERY FUCKING DAY NIGGER

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-05 22:15 ID:Z2AhnFzw

2 times is too much for me. Well, If I haven't masturbated in like 2 weeks/1 week and my ball energy is full, then yea.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-05 22:28 ID:xV1GlJ+W

My ball energy is OVER 9000!!!!1111 (Yes, lame meme and I always hated it too.)

I can jack-off nonstop if I want to, but I usually settle for either 3 or 4 ejaculations in one session for a day, two sessions of said number of ejaculations (morning/afternoon and evening), and sometimes a third session if something unintentionally gets me really randy.

I used to have regular marathon sessions of like 7-15+ times in one sitting, but that started to result in alot of chafing and tiredness, hence I cut back on it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-05 23:00 ID:Z2AhnFzw

15 times..

i swear man you guys must not be cumming or something when you fap. you must think rubbing your wang for 5 mins means fapping or something. because 15 days in one day..wtf? and if someone walks in on you?

Name: sage 2007-05-05 23:05 ID:Heaven

i jack off 24 times a day. i r not lying.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-05 23:08 ID:wjQyIsiu

at least 3 times on school nights and 7 to 8 on weekedns. and if someone walks in on you ask em to join or to fuck off

Name: fnog 2007-05-05 23:54 ID:hPw/Ce4a

>>14

at least I know I'm not the only one.  30 in an hour is my record.  I have never come so close to dying.  Though no one believes us... we are the gifted few.

Name: fnog 2007-05-05 23:58 ID:hPw/Ce4a

>>15

I'm afraid it's true.  Nevermind 15 a day.  I've done 30 in an hour, and 50 in a day.  Yes, it is a FULL EJACULATORY orgasm, and yes it took a lot of energy.  But don't worry, the ability to have many orgasms does not mean better enjoyment necessarily.  I know from experience.  Those times when I've had 10..20... even 30 orgasms in one session were not the best fapping times I have had.  Usually, the best times are when I shoot 10 feet across the room.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-06 0:09 ID:WdeBa4RM

>>19

lol man. you just shoot it in your room? wow that must be a bitch cleaning it up all the time. good thing i fuck a doll that looks like a girl and let it in their. (replace cotton when it gets dirty enough)

Name: Mr. L33t 2007-05-06 2:43 ID:wr6LSUV3

fnog you're a man among men.

I hate you for that. Fuck I just hate you to hate you. Bunch of 4chan faggots. Get a job you bunch of wetbacks.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-06 2:55 ID:7nGlfy6V

quiet fag, no one asked you. at least were not adopted

Name: Mr. L33t 2007-05-06 2:55 ID:wr6LSUV3

Lmfao, you were adopted. Stupid Nigger.

Name: Mr. L33t 2007-05-06 2:59 ID:wr6LSUV3

Oh come on Anonymous? No come back? I'm sorry did I make you cry?
*Laughs*
Your tears make the victory all the sweeter. You 4chan fags are too easy to pwn.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-06 3:00 ID:7nGlfy6V

your pretty serious i only just came back to this post

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-06 4:09 ID:Hta7VOMJ

>>25
Thats because you're a fucking coward and crybaby. I bet you couldnt even dare to check the pwnage I'd unleashed in this thread until now right?

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-06 4:21 ID:7nGlfy6V

dude you cant do much on post other that talk crap over and over again. so whats the deal?

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-06 4:22 ID:7nGlfy6V

you should try /b/ you would have good fun there

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