My girlfriend is a vegetarian. I've heard semen is rich in protein, something vegetarians are somewhat deficient in. Does this hold any water/should I use this as an excuse for my request that she swallow?
unless you're a giant fag with absoluetly no life at all like the asshat who started this faggotory thread. He should burn in a grease fire and just die infinetly.
>>13
Wakes up in the morning and pulls the dicks jammed in 4 different orifices of his body as a result of last night's gay orgy and then proceeds to go to the bathroom. There he brushes his teeth with his boyfriend's cock until he gets a nice mouth full of cum. Now he rinses thoroughly and then decides whether to spit or swallow. Today's a swallow day. He downs the cum and one gulp ending it all in one refreshing "Ahhh!". However, he wants to make sure he has healthy teeth so he goes the extra mile and pulls some ass hairs out and proceeds to floss until his mouth smells shitter than before he even started the whole process.
What a faggot.
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Anonymous2007-05-02 23:23 ID:O05xMBqb
Guys, we're supposed to be talking about this girl's HEALTH here. Focus.
FUCKING SHIT GUYS MY GIRLFRIENDS LIFE IS ON THE LINE HERE, CAN I PROVIDE HER WITH ENOUGHT PROTEIN BY FEEDING HER MY SEMEN OR WILL SHE NEED TO OBTAIN IT BY OTHER MEANS
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Anonymous2007-05-04 14:46 ID:L6THM2to
bumb
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Anonymous2007-05-04 15:16 ID:sHbiu6Md
if you cum 2 gallons of semen each time, then maybe
if you cum on her face (bukkake), it won't do anything
make it a gokkun (swallow) party with 50 men
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Anonymous2007-05-05 12:18 ID:EYnaw84j
>>39
well, bukkake is still OK if you collect in a bowl like in one of those galleries and then let her drink it.
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Anonymous2007-05-05 19:23 ID:hdDHKblt
>>31
That sounds like a pickle and way too much pressure for you to handle. You're gonna need an experienced veteran such as myself. I'm not gonna beat off for weeks and then I'll let loose on your girlfriend. Don't worry she won't die...not on my watch!!!
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Anonymous2007-05-06 0:02 ID:N3a4e67S
>>41
thank you...meanwhile I will keep her fed once daily. Together I think we will afford her the luxury of retaining a healthy diet.
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Mr. L33t2007-05-06 2:47 ID:80AK9K5c
Basically you're Girlfriend's a cannibal.
That and she's consuming what could be a future child between you two. Infact fuck that millions.
Oral is a sick fucking way to please yourself and it's disgustingly cruel, killing millions of humans in the process.
I fucking love it. <3
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Anonymous2007-05-07 1:25 ID:NiJoMSWm
>>43
so would be masturbating, using a condom, birth control, having sex with a sterile person, or anything other type of non-vaginal sex
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Anonymous2007-05-07 11:52 ID:NDLluQnP
You can feed her your shit.
AND PICS OR GTFO
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Anonymous2007-05-07 14:26 ID:NiJoMSWm
>>45
You sound like a faggot.(see >>36>>37>>38) Also the thing about shit is it's waste!!!
>>46 To perhaps suck up some intelligence for my own?
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Anonymous2007-05-07 16:01 ID:TO5FpjR9
Waste doesn't need to be wasted!
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Anonymous2007-05-07 16:05 ID:BVL2XhTQ
No, cause no matter what you tell he you'll still be ugly.
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Anonymous2007-05-07 17:32 ID:rM+qPzIA
Ignore this, I suck more cock then anyone else.
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Anonymous2007-05-08 13:56 ID:ufN3RGc4
>>47
Think about that: you're a 4chan faggot. LMAO, is that what you always wanted to be when you were a kid? A failure on 4chan, who has the intelligence and humor of a 13 year old brat? Look at yourself, man. You're a fucking mess. How did you get like this?
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Anonymous2007-05-08 19:07 ID:vGraHGCY
You are kidding arent you ? That sounds preposterous to me. I think you need to re-examine your assumptions.
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Anonymous2007-05-08 22:10 ID:hEtDGDah
well, if you take into consideration that all vegetarians should kill themselves, then we should get a jizz pool and drown every carrot eating pussy in it!