SURVIVAL TEST

Hey text...guys.

I am going to leave my home. I am 17, and the parental abuse isn't tolerable anymore. This may be hard to believe, but I would be more happy being a complete failure of society than living another fucking year of hell and going to college.

SUPPLIES: - Laptop (I'm not going to sell it. I will die with it if necessary)
 - 120 bucks.
 - 2 sets of clothes (One for neat appearance, which may be necessary)
 - Some very close friends

I'm completely serious. This is a terrible idea to ask for advice from you, but can you give any?

UNDERAGE B&

Um..Well living off 120 bucks and NO job won't get you much anywhere. second, why the hell you bringing a laptop when eventually you wont have a wireless connection to it? therefore no internet..it'd be useless..unless you want it for its porn or games..go for it.

third, 2 sets of clothes is NOTHING. i mean damn. what are you gonna do, wear the same 2 clothes untill you find a job?

Honestly, what the hell do you think your doing. your parents gave you food, a house, a LAPTOP, clothes, and raised you up to your 17. what the hell else do you want? stop being emo and get over yourself.

if you leave your home, you will be another bum on the street with lice, aids, hiv, druggie, no teeth, smelly old hag. do you want that? believe me, you dont.

Also, STAY IN SCHOOL or you'll end up like me.

also to add on to what i said, your parents must be literally raping you everyday for you to want to LEAVE your own home. I mean your 17, so just wait 1 year and go rent a dorm room in college so you wont see them.but i doubt you';d have the money for it. dorm room cost around 20,000 bucks..so yea.

beat the fuck out of both your parents with a lead pipe, or conversely complain to the police about them like a little bitch, decide depending on whether you're a man or a little bitch, have a nice day

I say go for it! It will be an exciting adventure, just like those animes you guys watch!

Well, advice... Before you all head out, raid your parents' houses for everything you can use: food, money, more clothes, matches, knives, miscellaneous stuff you can sell pawn shops...

Oh yeah, you could get a wifi hotspot locator or something...

Last piece of advice: those alcohol wipe thingies work nice if you're unable to shower for a while.

shut up.

>>11
OMG NO.

>>1
Just become an hero instead its quicker and easier and cost less than $120 so you can afford it

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seriously kids have no fucking idea how hard the real world is.

do you good to get out on your own. just so you appreciate the shit your parents had to put up with.

g'luck. you'll need it.

>>1
Believe me, it is worth tolerating your parents just for some shelter and food until you can get yourself sorted. Tell them you don't want to argue, you just want to make a statement and say "i am an adult now and I want to live by myself, I will get enough money to leave, then that's what I will do". Then get a job and enough money to leave and do just that.

It doesn't matter if it is some shitty bedsit, as long as you pay your bills, keep it clean and maintain a decent diet you won't have any problems and you will be astronomically better off than someone who at first glance is a mooch.

check back in a month, he'll be sucking dick for a burger

>>16
in a month he wont have internet access.

he'll sleep at the library what got internet

>>17
the only viruses he'll be getting are STDs from 'work'

EXTERMINATE