i seriously want to fuck ass.

i want to smell it, lick it, then fuck it with the force of over 300 spartan warriors.

*sigh* this thread is made of so much fail and wasted effort.  Seriously, I'm getting reamed for having a USB keyboard?  A USB KEYBOARD?!  Really, maybe I'd understand if USB ports were at a premium and I didn't actually have you know, EIGHT of them.  Also, power consumption?  Yeah, I'm going to make my system unstable because of the negligible amount of power my damn keyboard takes.  Sorry I'm an idiot for wanting to read my keyboard at night so it's lighted.  I must be a complete fag.  Sorry I found my $5 PS/2 IBM keyboard uncomfortable to type on.  So since I have my keyboard hooked up, now I can only hook up...my mouse, my external hard drive...eerr, make that six of them.  All at once.  Hell, make that six USB fondue pots.  No, six USB calculators.  Just in case one breaks.

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get a GF... and if you can't get one, just save some money and pay for a hooker... and if you can't pay for sex because you're not over 18 UNDERAGE B&

stick it in her pooper

1) Find a person somewhere on the streets.
 2) Walk up behind it, when noones around beat it over the back of the head with a cudgel.
 3) Drag its unconcisous body into a secluded alleyway.
 4) Strip naked, lay it on its chest, spread its buttocks and      stick it in its pooper. 
 5) In-out in-out until done.
 6) Leave the scene.