A FAERIE KINGDOM UP MY ASS

THE TWELVE STEPS TO INSANITY ORIGINALLY CAME FROM THE CARNIVOROUS FAERIES ORIGINATING FROM MY ASS.

ONE DAY, AT THE DAWN OF ANOTHER NEW DAY, THE FAERIE KING DESCENDED FROM THE DEPTHS OF MY HAIRY ASS TO NAG ABOUT MY NEW DIET OF FIGS AND, WELL, FIGS. THE FAERIE KING SAID THE MAGNIFICENT TURDS I USED TO SQUEEZE OUT OF THE DUKEDOM OF TÎRÛGLA-HE (ALSO KNOWN AS MY ASSHOLE) WERE NOW REDUCED TO LITTLE DROPLETS OF TURDLETS AND UNDIGESTED FIGS. HE SAID HIS KINGDOM OF KIRILIA (SITUATED ON MY LEFT ASS CHEEK) HAD BEEN THROWN INTO A PERPETUAL CIVIL WAR BECAUSE OF THAT.

NOW, THIS PUZZLED ME VERY MUCH. NOT THE FACT THAT THERE WAS A FAERIE KINGDOM IN MY ASS, NOT THE FACT THAT THEY FOUGHT MYTHICAL BEASTS THAT LIVED AND ROAMED FREE IN MY ASS, BUT THE FACT THAT WITHOUT MY GREATER KNOWLEDGE ALL OF MY PREVIOUS BOYFRIENDS HAVE COMMITTED GENOCIDE AGAINST THE NOBLE FAERIES OF MY ASS.

LONG STORY SHORT, I STOPPED EATING FIGS AND ORDERED A HUGE MC CRACKIN FUCKIN HUGE ASS MC BURGER, ONLY $5,95. AS A GESTURE OF THANKS THE FAERIE KING PROCEEDED TO GIVE ME THE TWELVE STEPS, WHICH I LATER SOLD FOR METH AND ANTI-PINWORM DRUGS.

AND THAT IS THE STORY OF THE INCREDIBLE FAERIE KINGDOM THAT RESIDES UP MY ASS. TRUE STORY.

Why are you even breathing?
You're a cesspool full of failure.

What allure and usefullness you may have had was destroyed long ago when the "nobody under 18" rule was utterly ignored.

If you want anime images?
Go to II-chan. Less volatile,less trolling.

Guro?
No discussion. Here. Otherwise, learn to get a brain..

There are plenty of boards now that do what you guys did, with far fewer howling retards shouting profanity and flinging excrement at the walls and floors.

Wow, that was nice. But I have a few questions. I hope you are a girl. Otherwise I can tell that you really gay. Also, why did you not get angry that a civil war was happening on your bum? That would have hurt. Also, In the future, use synonyms for ass/asshole. It gets old. But I applaud your story. Brava!

>>1
Well I am not an "Retard." You have no right to call me that if I made mistakes.  This site should have some rules about harrassments, threats, and name calling.  I am still in the need of more help in that regards.