How do you talk to girls?

So there's a girl by herself on the bench.  What do you say to her?

Stick it in her pooper

Hey baby, are you carrying?

"Hay thar, how are you? Your hot and i want you to suck my cock. Please? I'll put it in the place you pee pee so you can pee pee easier. Then if your lucky, i'll stick it where you poop so it comes out a lot easier, lulz okay!!??"

I don't say anything, because I have nothing good to say, and I don't need to speak anyway. I prefer to keep my mouth shut unless I need to say something. Anonymous 4 life!

All I have to do is unzip

"Does this cock smell like a cock to you?"

I'm Chris Logan Hanssen. Yes, you can suck my dick.

I'd gut her, then fuck her dead body.

i wish i knew how to give you advice, but really if i saw a girl around my age sitting on the bench by herself i just wouldn't haev the guts to talk to her. I'd either think she automatically wouldn't be interested in me cuz im black, i'd fuck up cuz i cant keep a conversation flowing, or she'd give me the "super happy-i -dont-wanna- talk to you chat. besides, black girls dont sit on benches lol.

>>10

That's not like my school.
Dirty niggers here treat the benches like their home away from home.

>>1

You walk near her casually, point a gun at her then say "thanks to you I die like Jesus Christ."