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How do you NOT get mugged?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-24 13:55 ID:TKGID/4n

Especially if you need to walk through a very bad part of town and it's not completely dark?

Carry a burning cup of coffee!

Discuss

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-24 13:58 ID:DxurDoFw

GET BEAT THE FUCK UP IS YOUR BEST BET

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-24 14:08 ID:tzOlWDn0

carry a gun or knife and blow there head off or if you opt for knife stab them through the mouth

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-24 16:57 ID:+f5x7dgY

Don't walk on dark empty streets at 4 in the morning, while drunk.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-24 16:59 ID:Kn7zd1T+

>>4

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-24 17:06 ID:cSikGmqY

mug someone else. no one will mug you if you're taking out someone else. well, that is unless you're on that mugger's turf. Then he'll most likely kill you.

Name: WINNAR. 2007-04-24 17:31 ID:B8P91QFU

YOU HIDE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION IN UR BACK POKECTZ IF THE NEED EVER ARISES.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-24 17:48 ID:/ahdTlqq

Conjure a Niggerfy spell, this will render you invisible

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-24 17:49 ID:YQ30ytdU

How to avoid being mugged:

1) Wear average clothes
2) Don't carry more than $100 with you at a time
3) Don't listen to MP3 players or laptops, etc in public
4) Don't act like a bitch
5) Don't go near black people

Thread OVER.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-24 18:35 ID:yNdY7rHB

Look shady as fuck. I used to look like Travis Bickle from Taxi Driver and no one ever fucked with me. Then my hair grew back out and I shaved. Now I got mugged/raped on a daily basis.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-24 20:11 ID:LMvDKdnB

>>10
Truth. I still like the idea of carrying a gun though. Some loser walks up and says "Give me your wallet!" And I just shoot the bastard and walk away knowing tomorrow another failure will be lying dead on the street. And it wasn't some decent hardworking man this time.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-24 20:46 ID:VOkHZUj6

carry a gun

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-24 23:02 ID:FyU3fI3k

Carry a severed baby arm. They demand your wallet and you pull that out and hand it to them.

They're not going to stick around after that.

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