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How do I pick up chicks?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-24 13:45 ID:gvJCwU3Z

For reals..  please don't tell me something like you rape them or w/e or you'll be branded some inhuman fag.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-24 13:48 ID:BqIwdrc1

let me guess. you're ugly right?
nobody likes ugly people. especially you.
so run along now.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-24 13:48 ID:JgB+6ZSf

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-24 13:48 ID:JgB+6ZSf

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-24 14:30 ID:Khhepdvk

1) Grab female
2) Lift over head

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-24 15:40 ID:VACUcprn

Impress them with anime references.
It's how we all got to be such studs here.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-24 15:50 ID:qRkvRaH8

be sociable, go out more, dress better, dont make references to anime, games, PC's or the internet etc, dont rape her, prev on her or steal her underwear (if you do get that far)

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-24 15:52 ID:qRkvRaH8

oh yeah and dont cum on her face when she is sleepin, thats an amateur mistake

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-24 15:52 ID:t5yaswtB

/r/equest for it

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-24 15:56 ID:kH6PfP24

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-24 16:13 ID:VACUcprn

>>10
I agree with this failure.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-24 16:33 ID:VShUQnXx

Shower, or at least smell/look like you do

Name: WINNAR. 2007-04-24 17:34 ID:5qoIkBdm

I believe the answer is obvious, you rape them or w/e.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-24 17:45 ID:2u8Hbc3c

>>10

That board there is like only 3 peoples in it

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-24 18:37 ID:7m9Rubjg

with your tiny arms and chest you'll never even be able to lift a loli

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-24 20:12 ID:G7AGbLNd

>>5
Super Mario 2 comes to mind.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-24 22:26 ID:HxWoBlqo

Raep.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-24 22:34 ID:YbrNzeId

rape them

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-24 23:32 ID:pBSAm+Z3

Offer them some crack.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-24 23:44 ID:k+AFgDrh

>>7
>>be sociable

Ah fuck this. :((

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