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Stop the masturbation!

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-23 12:29 ID:ZJWO8D57

Masturbation costs American businesses at least $3.14 billion in lost productivity every month. Masturbation also leads to more serious offenses. In fact, practically all rapists, sodomites, child molesters and pornography addicts started out as masturbators.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-23 12:30 ID:vthhx+ku

So I can become a rapist or a child molester if I keep it up? Awesome!

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-23 12:42 ID:sXGXJOC3

Masturbation costs me 3.14 billion children every month.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-23 15:02 ID:2rvrW6zX

This is the kind of anti-masturbator propaghanda that we masturbators have to put up with.  If we had masturbators rights in this country, such defamers would be flogged.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-23 15:05 ID:hzCCE4bg

i once walked into a toilet in a mall and there was this homeless guy that had no pants on and was jacking off to me..

i just walked in there and he was looking at me with a smile jacking off to me..

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-23 16:37 ID:pwoGrC1D

>>5

Sure that wasn't a mirror?

I jest. My wit sometimes astounds even myself.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-23 18:20 ID:7PZMEwbP

>>5-6 I loled. I should masturbate in a mall toilete, too.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-23 18:22 ID:iasijupv

uhhh. well no shit rapist and etc had to masturbate to do that first. thats like saying some chronic rapist wants to rape the shit out of someone but NEVER HAD SEX YET. what kind of logic are you reading?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-23 18:23 ID:tS6qGhlH

we should be able to masturabate in public, even gays can be gay in public, so why not a pubrub?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-23 18:26 ID:2rvrW6zX

Fuck yeah, why can't we parade too?  Our parades will be better because we won't wear assless chaps.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-23 18:32 ID:JjF5WLX8

>>1
Jew.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-23 18:33 ID:sXGXJOC3

We won't? Aww..

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