Stop the masturbation!

Masturbation costs American businesses at least $3.14 billion in lost productivity every month. Masturbation also leads to more serious offenses. In fact, practically all rapists, sodomites, child molesters and pornography addicts started out as masturbators.

i once walked into a toilet in a mall and there was this homeless guy that had no pants on and was jacking off to me..

i just walked in there and he was looking at me with a smile jacking off to me..

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Sure that wasn't a mirror?

I jest. My wit sometimes astounds even myself.