My replacement for the Internet

My replacement for the Internet is a location-based social network called P.E.O.P.L.E.
In my system, anyone who wants to find information has to leave the house and walk to a data repository called a 'library'. This will guarantee aerobic exercise for all.
If you want to see people naked, you will have to pay; but instead of paying $10 from your credit card, you will pay some 'time' and 'conversation' to the people themselves. Thus, I cut out the middleman

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I, however, prefer to have my anal cavity filled up with seamen. This is a favorite pastime of many lusers of the P.E.O.P.L.E. network (often aptly called P.E.O.N.).

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